WHERE EXPERTS HAVESUCCESSFULLY SUMMONED
THE GHOST OF TOILET INVENTORSIR JOHN HARRINGTON.
NOW THAT THE SPIRIT HASCROSSED OVER FROM THE DEAD,
LAWYERS ARE GOING TO TRYAND SUE HIM.
- SIR JOHN HARRINGTON,YOUR EXTREME NEGLIGENCE
HATH COST TAXPAYERSMILLIONS!
- NO! NO!
- YOU WILL BE SUED,SPIRIT!
THY LIABILITYIS WITHOUT QUESTION!
[table squeaks on floor]
APPEAR BEFORE THIS COURT,HARRINGTON!
- QUICK, EVERYONE,GET OUT ALL YOUR MONEY!
- THIS LAWYERIS A FRAUD.
HE HAS BEEN SWINDLING YOU ANDYOUR FRIENDS FOR YOUR MONEY.
- FUCK ME,IT'S A GHOST!
- YOU CAN'T SUE THE DEAD,CLYDE.
PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN ISA MATTER OF SIMPLE ETIQUETTE!
IT'S COMMON SENSE, CLYDE!
- OH, BOY, HERE WE GO.
- DON'T TRY AND BLAMEMOMMY'S DEATH
ON ANYTHING BUT YOUR FAILURETO DO SOMETHING
I ASKED YOU TIMEAND TIME AGAIN TO DO.
IT'S YOUR FAULT!
- NOW, HOLD ONJUST A SECOND!
IT'S NOT ANYONE'S FAULT!
I AM SICK AND TIRED
OF ALL THIS NONSENSE OVERMY PORCELAIN TOILET MACHINE!
- THERE HE IS!SIR JOHN HARRINGTON!
- QUICK!SUE HIM!
- YOU CAN'T SUE ME!
YOU'RE ALL USING MY TOILETINVENTION THE WRONG WAY!
WHEN YOU HAVE TO SITAND TAKE A SIR HARRINGTON,
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEFACING THIS WAY,
SO YOU CAN USE THE LITTLE SHELFFOR YOUR BOOKS
AND YOUR QUILLAND YOUR INK.
- AHA! I TOLD YOUYOU SIT ON IT THAT WAY!
I TOLD YOU!
- WHY WOULD I DESIGN IT
SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE FINISHEDTAKING A SIR HARRINGTON,
YOU HAVE TO STAND UP,TURN AROUND,
AND LOOK DOWN RIGHT ATYOUR HARRINGTON TO FLUSH?
- WELL, YEAH, BUT--BUT IF YOU SIT ON IT THAT WAY,
YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR PANTSALL THE WAY OFF!
- OF COURSE!
WHY DO YOU THINK I DESIGNEDTOILET ROOMS
WITH A LAUNDRY HOLE?
- OH, THAT'S WHATTHAT HOLE IS FOR?
The entire town holds a sueance and learns the true way to use a toilet.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Clyde's mother lectures him on toilet etiquette, and the whole class finds out.x CLOSE
Clyde leaves the seat up and his mom suffers the consequences.x CLOSE
The town mourns the loss of Clyde's Mother.x CLOSE
The TSA pays a visit to Cartman's house.x CLOSE
The boys visit a lawyer to seek compensation for Clyde's loss.x CLOSE
the TSA is out enforcing the new toilet safety laws.x CLOSE
Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.x CLOSE
Led by the boys' lawyer, the suance begins.x CLOSE
Randy notices the TSA's newest safety measures in his bathroom.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies the town to find a solution to their TSA problem.x CLOSE