AS OUR FREEDOMS ARESTRIPPED AWAY, ONE BY ONE?

IT'S TIME FOR US TO STANDTOGETHER

AND SAY WE WANT THE GOVERNMENTOUT OF OUR BATHROOMS!

- YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT!

- YEAH!

- NOW, LISTEN, ALL WE HAVE TO DOIS AGREE AS A COMMUNITY

TO ALL BOLTOUR TOILET SEATS DOWN.

IF IT CAN'T RAISE OR LOWER,

THERE WILL BE ZERO CHANCEOF ANYONE FALLING IN!

- HEY, YEAH, IF THERE'SNO TOILET SEATS,

THE GOVERNMENT CAN'TMAKE TOILET SEAT LAWS!

[cheering]

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT!

- NO, NO, HOLD ON!

IF THE SEATCAN'T RAISE UP,

THEN MEN WILLJUST PEE ALL OVER IT.

- NO, WE WON'T.

- YEAH, YOU WILL.

- WELL, SORRY WOMENMIGHT HAVE TO DEAL

WITH A LITTLE SPLASHOF PEE ON THE RIM,

BUT IT'SA FAR BETTER SOLUTION

THAN HAVING THE GOVERNMENTIN OUR BATHROOMS, RIGHT?

- HOW ABOUTWE AGREE TO THAT

IF MEN WILL AGREE THAT THEY WILLALWAYS SIT DOWN TO URINATE?

- WELL, NO, YOU CAN'TMAKE MEN SIT DOWN TO PEE.

HOW COULD WE PLAYSINK THE BOAT?

- YEAH,HOW WILL NELSON AND I

MAKE AN "X"ON SLEEPOVER NIGHTS?

- WHAT ABOUT US LOGGERS--

HARDWORKING MENWHO LIKE TO STAND UP

AFTER THEY'VE TAKEN A POO,AND THEN TURN AROUND

AND CUT THEIR POO IN HALFWITH THEIR URINE?

- WELL, SORRY, BUT IF WEDON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT

TREATING US LIKE CHILDREN,WE MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE UP

BEING ABLE TO PEEOUR FECES IN HALF.

- FOLKS BEEN LOGGIN' 'ROUNDTHESE PARTS FOR GENERATIONS.

MY PAPPY TAUGHT ME LOGGIN',AND HIS PAPPY 'FORE HIM!

- YEAH, I THINK WE GOTTAJUST LIVE WITH THE TSA.

- YEAH.