AS OUR FREEDOMS ARESTRIPPED AWAY, ONE BY ONE?
IT'S TIME FOR US TO STANDTOGETHER
AND SAY WE WANT THE GOVERNMENTOUT OF OUR BATHROOMS!
- YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT!
- YEAH!
- NOW, LISTEN, ALL WE HAVE TO DOIS AGREE AS A COMMUNITY
TO ALL BOLTOUR TOILET SEATS DOWN.
IF IT CAN'T RAISE OR LOWER,
THERE WILL BE ZERO CHANCEOF ANYONE FALLING IN!
- HEY, YEAH, IF THERE'SNO TOILET SEATS,
THE GOVERNMENT CAN'TMAKE TOILET SEAT LAWS!
[cheering]
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT!
- NO, NO, HOLD ON!
IF THE SEATCAN'T RAISE UP,
THEN MEN WILLJUST PEE ALL OVER IT.
- NO, WE WON'T.
- YEAH, YOU WILL.
- WELL, SORRY WOMENMIGHT HAVE TO DEAL
WITH A LITTLE SPLASHOF PEE ON THE RIM,
BUT IT'SA FAR BETTER SOLUTION
THAN HAVING THE GOVERNMENTIN OUR BATHROOMS, RIGHT?
- HOW ABOUTWE AGREE TO THAT
IF MEN WILL AGREE THAT THEY WILLALWAYS SIT DOWN TO URINATE?
- WELL, NO, YOU CAN'TMAKE MEN SIT DOWN TO PEE.
HOW COULD WE PLAYSINK THE BOAT?
- YEAH,HOW WILL NELSON AND I
MAKE AN "X"ON SLEEPOVER NIGHTS?
- WHAT ABOUT US LOGGERS--
HARDWORKING MENWHO LIKE TO STAND UP
AFTER THEY'VE TAKEN A POO,AND THEN TURN AROUND
AND CUT THEIR POO IN HALFWITH THEIR URINE?
- WELL, SORRY, BUT IF WEDON'T WANT THE GOVERNMENT
TREATING US LIKE CHILDREN,WE MIGHT HAVE TO GIVE UP
BEING ABLE TO PEEOUR FECES IN HALF.
- FOLKS BEEN LOGGIN' 'ROUNDTHESE PARTS FOR GENERATIONS.
MY PAPPY TAUGHT ME LOGGIN',AND HIS PAPPY 'FORE HIM!
- YEAH, I THINK WE GOTTAJUST LIVE WITH THE TSA.
- YEAH.
What About Us Loggers?
Reverse Cowgirl s16e01
Cartman rallies the town to find a solution to their TSA problem.

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