THE SUEANCEIS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
DOORS AND WINDOWSARE LOCKED.
YOU BOYS HAVE YOUR 500 IN CASHREADY?
- ALL RIGHT,
AND I'VE GOTTHIS BIG BOWL SET HERE
TO CATCH ALL THE MONEYWE'RE ABOUT TO MAKE.
NOW, LET US START.
WE CALL OUT TOTHE LAND OF THE DEAD.
SIR JOHN HARRINGTON,YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED.
APPEAR TO US,JOHN HARRINGTON.
WE HAVE A SUBPOENA.
- JEEZ, IT'S NOT WORKING.
- JOHN HARRINGTON,
MY CLIENT IS DUE COMPENSATIONFOR NEGLIGENCE!
WHAT'S IS YOUR NAME,SPIRIT?
- BARNES.JIMMY BARNES.
WHAT'S IT TO YA?WHO ARE YOU MUGS?
- THAT'S HOW PEOPLE TALKEDIN THE PAST.
WE HAVE A CLAIM AGAINSTA JOHN HARRINGTON.
DO YOU KNOW HIM, SPIRIT?
- WELL, MAYBE I DOAND MAYBE I DON'T.
MIGHT NEED A LITTLE SOMETHIN'SOMETHIN' TO JAR MY MEMORY.
- WE GOTTA GREASE HIM.PUT A HUNDRED IN THE BOX.
- OH, YEAH, HARRINGTON.I KNOW HIM.
ALWAYS GOIN' 'ROUND,INVENTIN' THINGS.
- YES, THAT'S HIM!IS HIS PERSONAGE AMONGST YOU?
- WELL, MAYBE IT ISAND MAYBE IT ISN'T.
- GIVE HIM ANOTHER HUNDRED.
- YEAH, I SEEN HIM AROUND,ALL RIGHT.
HE WAS JUST DOWN THAT WAY,
BRAGGIN' ABOUT SOME PORCELAINMACHINE AN' WHAT HAVE YA.
- NO! NO!
- BY THE POWER OF CHRIST,WE SUE YOU!
BY THE POWEROF CHRIST, WE SUE YOU!
- YOU CAN'T SUE ME!
QUICK, PUT THE OTHER 300IN THE BOX!
THIS ACTUALLY WENT REALLY,REALLY WELL.
ALWAYS HAPPENS,SOME BUREAUCRAT
TRIES TO BLOCKTHE FIRST SUEANCE ATTEMPT,
BUT THIS WAS GOOD.
WE'LL--WE'LL GET HIMTOMORROW.
- SO, THAT'S IT?- YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA NEEDABOUT 400 MORE DOLLARS TOMORROW.
I KNOW YOU'RE SAD ABOUT YOURMOM, CLYDE, BUT DON'T WORRY.
By The Power of Christ, We Sue You!
Led by the boys' lawyer, the suance begins.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Clyde's mother lectures him on toilet etiquette, and the whole class finds out.x CLOSE
Clyde leaves the seat up and his mom suffers the consequences.x CLOSE
The town mourns the loss of Clyde's Mother.x CLOSE
The TSA pays a visit to Cartman's house.x CLOSE
The boys visit a lawyer to seek compensation for Clyde's loss.x CLOSE
the TSA is out enforcing the new toilet safety laws.x CLOSE
Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.x CLOSE
Led by the boys' lawyer, the suance begins.x CLOSE
Randy notices the TSA's newest safety measures in his bathroom.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies the town to find a solution to their TSA problem.x CLOSE