OH, DAMN IT!
- YOU'RE SITTINGON THE TOILET,
YOU NEED TO BE WEARINGYOUR SAFETY BELT, SIR.
- YEAH, NO,I-I HAD IT ON.
I JUST TOOK IT OFFFOR A SECOND TO GET THE, UH--
TO GET TO THE--
- ADDRESS HERE IS260 AVENUE DE LOS MEXICANOS?
- OH, COME ON,DON'T GIVE ME A TICKET.
- GOTTA WEAR THE SAFETY BELTOR YOU COULD FALL IN.
- I'M NOT GONNA FALL IN.I'M NOT A CHICK.
- LAW'S THE LAW, SIR.
YOU CAN PAY THIS BY MAIL ORAPPEAR IN COURT ON THAT DATE.
HAVE A GOOD DAY, SIR.
- YEAH, THANKS.ASSHOLE.
- YOU SAY SOMETHIN'?
- NO, I WAS TALKIN'TO MY ASSHOLE.
I'm Not a Chick
the TSA is out enforcing the new toilet safety laws.
Clyde's mother lectures him on toilet etiquette, and the whole class finds out.x CLOSE
Clyde leaves the seat up and his mom suffers the consequences.x CLOSE
The town mourns the loss of Clyde's Mother.x CLOSE
The TSA pays a visit to Cartman's house.x CLOSE
The boys visit a lawyer to seek compensation for Clyde's loss.x CLOSE
the TSA is out enforcing the new toilet safety laws.x CLOSE
Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.x CLOSE
Led by the boys' lawyer, the suance begins.x CLOSE
Randy notices the TSA's newest safety measures in his bathroom.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies the town to find a solution to their TSA problem.x CLOSE