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- I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBERBETSY DONOVAN'S KIND NATURE

MORE THAN ANYTHING.

SHE ALWAYS TREATED PEOPLEWITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.

WHAT A TRAGEDY SHE HAD TOLEAVE US SO SOON.

BUT I'M SURE BETSYIS HOPING HER DEATH

WILL HELP WOMEN EVERYWHEREJUST TAKE THAT EXTRA SECOND

TO LOOK BEFORE THEY SITON A TOILET.

- I'D LIKE TO SAY,ON BEHALF OF THE DEPARTED,

THAT IT ISN'TA WOMAN'S RESPONSIBILITY

TO SEE THAT THE SEATIS DOWN.

IT'S A MAN'S RESPONSIBILITYTO PUT IT DOWN.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

- YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT!

- [sniffles]

PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWNISN'T THAT HARD,

SO IS IT TOO MUCHTO ASK WOMEN

TO JUST LOOKAND PUT IT DOWN

BEFORE THEY GOPLOPPING THEIR BUTTS

BLINDLY TOTHE TOILET BOWL?

- MY GOD, PEOPLE,THIS IS A FUNERAL!

PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT.

THERE'S A LITTLE BOY HEREWHO HAS LOST HIS MOTHER!

HE'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN

BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TAKETHAT 6/10 OF A SECOND

TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWNWHEN HE WAS DONE PEEING.

NOW LITTLE CLYDE'S MOTHERIS DEAD,

AND THE BLOODIS ON HIS PENIS.

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