- I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBERBETSY DONOVAN'S KIND NATURE
MORE THAN ANYTHING.
SHE ALWAYS TREATED PEOPLEWITH DIGNITY AND RESPECT.
WHAT A TRAGEDY SHE HAD TOLEAVE US SO SOON.
BUT I'M SURE BETSYIS HOPING HER DEATH
WILL HELP WOMEN EVERYWHEREJUST TAKE THAT EXTRA SECOND
TO LOOK BEFORE THEY SITON A TOILET.
- I'D LIKE TO SAY,ON BEHALF OF THE DEPARTED,
THAT IT ISN'TA WOMAN'S RESPONSIBILITY
TO SEE THAT THE SEATIS DOWN.
IT'S A MAN'S RESPONSIBILITYTO PUT IT DOWN.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
- YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT!
PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWNISN'T THAT HARD,
SO IS IT TOO MUCHTO ASK WOMEN
TO JUST LOOKAND PUT IT DOWN
BEFORE THEY GOPLOPPING THEIR BUTTS
BLINDLY TOTHE TOILET BOWL?
- MY GOD, PEOPLE,THIS IS A FUNERAL!
PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT.
THERE'S A LITTLE BOY HEREWHO HAS LOST HIS MOTHER!
HE'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T TAKETHAT 6/10 OF A SECOND
TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWNWHEN HE WAS DONE PEEING.
NOW LITTLE CLYDE'S MOTHERIS DEAD,
AND THE BLOODIS ON HIS PENIS.
[organ music playing]
Look Before You Sit
The town mourns the loss of Clyde's Mother.
Clyde's mother lectures him on toilet etiquette, and the whole class finds out.x CLOSE
Clyde leaves the seat up and his mom suffers the consequences.x CLOSE
The town mourns the loss of Clyde's Mother.x CLOSE
The TSA pays a visit to Cartman's house.x CLOSE
The boys visit a lawyer to seek compensation for Clyde's loss.x CLOSE
the TSA is out enforcing the new toilet safety laws.x CLOSE
Cartman and the townspeople feel the effects of TSA delays.x CLOSE
Led by the boys' lawyer, the suance begins.x CLOSE
Randy notices the TSA's newest safety measures in his bathroom.x CLOSE
Cartman rallies the town to find a solution to their TSA problem.x CLOSE