- YEAH, THAT'S WHEREI REQUESTED TO BE SENT.
- YOUR FOSTER HOMEIS HERE.
PRETTY MUCHTHE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HAWAII.
- COME ON, NOW!
THIS IS NOT THE WAYWE'VE TOLD YOU TIDY UP.
REMEMBER, CLEANLINESSIS NEXT TO GODLINESS,
SO MAKE IT KIND OF CLEANBUT NOT TOO MUCH.
AMANDA, MORE AMBIGUOUSON THE DUSTING!
[knock on door]
KENNETH, ANSWER THE DOOR.
- WHAT THE--
DUDE, THIS IS, LIKE,POORER THAN MY OLD HOUSE!
- WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU DOING HERE?
- HELLO, ERIC. YOUR ROOMIS UPSTAIRS ON THE LEFT.
ARE YOU HUNGRY?- YOU'RE MY NEW MOM?
- YOU CAN CALL ME MOMIF YOU LIKE.
- ALL RIGHT, MOM,HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE?
LIKE GROSS YEARLY INCOMEAFTER TAXES?
- THIS IS WHERE YOU'LL SLEEPWITH YOUR FOSTER BROTHERS.
YOU WILL BE CLEAN, POLITE,AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
YOU WILL FOLLOWTHE AGNOSTIC CODE!
"WE CANNOT KNOW WITH CERTAINTYIF GOD OR CHRIST EXISTS.
"THEN AGAIN, THERE COULD BEA GIANT REPTILIAN BIRD
"IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING.
"CAN WE BE CERTAINTHERE ISN'T?
NO, SO IT'S POINTLESSTO TALK ABOUT."
NOW SAY IT WITH ME.
- GOD DAMN,
I GOTTA SLEEP IN A ROOMWITH SIX OTHER PEOPLE?
HOW POOR ARE WE?- HEY!
WE DO NOT TAKE THE LORD'S NAMEIN VAIN IN THIS HOUSE,
JUST IN CASE THERE IS ONE!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO YOUNEED THE PUNISHMENT ROOM?
- OH, HELL NO.MOM, DAD'S BEING MEAN TO ME!
- MY NAME IS NOT "MEEEEM."
The Exact Opposite of Hawaii
Cartman's new foster home isn't what he expected.
The town watches as the police bust the McKormicks.x CLOSE
Kenny and his siblings are introduced to their case worker.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the horrifying truth about South Park's new poor kid.x CLOSE
Cartman discusses the financial situation with his mother.x CLOSE
Mysterion drops by the foster home to offer words of encouragement.x CLOSE
The police pay Ms. Cartman a visit.x CLOSE
Cartman and his case worker get off to a bad start.x CLOSE
Cartman's new foster home isn't what he expected.x CLOSE
Kenny shows Cartman around their new school.x CLOSE