- THIS IS AWESOME, BUTTERS!
YOU REALLY THINKYOU GOT SOMETHING?
TO FIND OUTWHO THE POOREST KID IS,
I ACTUALLY WAS ABLE TO SEEWHICH KIDS IN SCHOOL
GOT THOSE COUPONSTHEY HAND OUT FOR SCHOOL LUNCH.
- SO THENI CROSS-REFERENCED
ALL THE KIDS WHO WEREON HALF-PRICE LUNCHES
WITH THE TAX RECORDSOF PEOPLE IN TOWN
TO SEE WHICH KID'S PARENTS
ACTUALLY MADE THE LEAST AMOUNTOF MONEY LAST YEAR.
- WELL, ACTUALLY, ERIC,IT'S YOU.
- NOW THAT KENNY'S GONE,
YOUR HOUSEHOLD ACTUALLYHAS THE LOWEST INCOME.
I'M SORRY, PAL.
- OH, MY GOD.
IF WE FOUND THIS OUT,
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIMEBEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES.
- I WON'T TELL ANYBODY.
- OH, COME ON!
WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHOWANTED TO LOOK INTO THIS!
YOU THINK KYLE ISN'TON A COMPUTER RIGHT NOW,
TRYING TO SEE WHOTHE POOREST KID IN SCHOOL IS?
OH, HE IS GONNA HAVESUCH A FIELD DAY,
THAT HEARTLESS JEW.
WELL, I WON'TGIVE HIM THE SATISFACTION.
ALL RIGHT,LET'S HEAR IT FOR KYLE!
HE'S SO FUNNY,ISN'T HE, GUYS?
WITH ALL HIS JOKESABOUT CARTMAN BEING POOR!
YOU GUYS HEAR HOW POORCARTMAN'S MOM IS?
HIS MAMA'S SO POOR,THE DUCKS THROW BREAD AT HER!
YEAH,THAT'S SUPER FUNNY, GUYS!
LAUGH IT UP, EVERYONE!
CARTMAN'S MAMA'S SO POORTHAT WHEN SHE GOES TO KFC,
SHE HAS TO LICKOTHER PEOPLE'S FINGERS!
HA!I BEAT YOU TO IT, KYEL!
- MY NAME IS NOT "KYEL."
- THAT'S KYEWL!WHATEVER, KYEL!
IT MUST BE NICE HAVINGEVERYTHING YOU WANT!
Cartman's Mom is So Poor...
Cartman discovers the horrifying truth about South Park's new poor kid.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The town watches as the police bust the McKormicks.x CLOSE
Kenny and his siblings are introduced to their case worker.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the horrifying truth about South Park's new poor kid.x CLOSE
Cartman discusses the financial situation with his mother.x CLOSE
Mysterion drops by the foster home to offer words of encouragement.x CLOSE
The police pay Ms. Cartman a visit.x CLOSE
Cartman and his case worker get off to a bad start.x CLOSE
Cartman's new foster home isn't what he expected.x CLOSE
Kenny shows Cartman around their new school.x CLOSE