- DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING MOREABOUT WHAT HAPPENED?
- DUDE, I DON'T THINK KENNY'SCOMING BACK.
MY DAD SAID THOSE "CHILDPROTECTIVE SERVICES" PEOPLE
ARE PRETTY SERIOUS.
- WE CAN'T LET KENNYBE SENT AWAY FOREVER.
THERE'S GOTTA BESOMETHING WE CAN DO!
- GUYS, GUYS,I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT,
AND I THINKI HAVE SOME ANSWERS.
- REALLY?- YEAH.
I'VE GONE THROUGH EVERY STUDENTIN THE SCHOOL
AND I'M PRETTY SURE THATNOW THAT KENNY'S GONE,
THE POOR KID IS CRAIG!
- THAT'S WHAT YOU CARE ABOUT?
WHO'S THE POOREST KIDIN SCHOOL NOW?
- PRETTY MUCHWENT THROUGH EVERYBODY.
CRAIG'S GOT THE MOST--SHH!HERE HE COMES, HERE HE COMES.
HEY, CRAIG, YOUR, UH--
YOUR FAMILY GET YOU THAT JACKETAT WAL-MART OR K-MART?
- WHAT ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT?
- NOTHIN', DUDE.IT'S COOL, IT'S COOL.
I MEAN, WE WOULD TELL YOURPARENTS TO SHOP AT NICER PLACES,
BUT YOUR MAMA'S SO POOR,SHE CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION!
[knocks on door]
- MR. AND MRS. WEATHERHEAD,
WE HAVE THE NEW FOSTER KIDSFOR YOUR CARE.
- VERY GOOD.WE'LL TAKE THEM FROM HERE.
WELCOME TO YOUR NEW HOME.
BEFORE WE SHOW YOU AROUND,LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR.
THIS IS A VERY STRICT,RELIGIOUS HOUSEHOLD.
AS LONG AS YOU LIVE HERE,YOU WILL BE AGNOSTIC.
THESE ARE YOURFOSTER BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
THEY ARE ALLSTRICT AGNOSTICS.
DAVID,DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
- I DON'T KNOW.- RIGHT!
THERE ARE TWO BEDROOMS UPSTAIRS,BOYS' ROOM AND GIRLS' ROOM.
YOUR CHORES ARE LISTEDON THE RESPECTIVE DOORS.
YOU WILL EAT ONLYAT DESIGNATED MEALTIMES.
BEVERAGES YOU MAY TAKE FROMTHE REFRIGERATOR AS YOU LIKE.
HOWEVER, IN THIS HOUSE,
YOU WILL DRINK ONLYAGNOSTIC BEVERAGES--
DR. PEPPERAND DIET DR. PEPPER.
BECAUSE WHAT FLAVOR IS IT?
IT IS NEITHER ROOT BEERNOR COLA.
NOBODY IS SUREWHAT FLAVOR IT IS
AND NOBODY CAN BE SURE,ISN'T THAT RIGHT...MELISSA?
- I DON'T KNOW.- GOOD!
A Strict Agnostic Household
Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The town watches as the police bust the McKormicks.x CLOSE
Kenny and his siblings are introduced to their case worker.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the horrifying truth about South Park's new poor kid.x CLOSE
Cartman discusses the financial situation with his mother.x CLOSE
Mysterion drops by the foster home to offer words of encouragement.x CLOSE
The police pay Ms. Cartman a visit.x CLOSE
Cartman and his case worker get off to a bad start.x CLOSE
Cartman's new foster home isn't what he expected.x CLOSE
Kenny shows Cartman around their new school.x CLOSE