WILL PROBABLY BE RELEASEDFROM JAIL ON MONDAY,
BUT I GUESS THE KIDS ARE GONNABE TAKEN AWAY FOR GOOD.
CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES
IS ABOUT TO TALK TO THEMIN THE SOFT ROOM.
- THE SOFT ROOM?
- YOU KNOW, THE ROOMWE HAVE SET ASIDE
FOR KIDS TO FEEL SAFE IN.
- HI, KIDS,HOW YOU DOING?
MY NAME'S MR. ADAMS,
AND I JUST NEED TOGET SOME INFO FROM YOU.
DOES THAT SOUND OKAY?
- CAN I SEE MY MOMMY?
- NO, SORRY.
NOW, I'VE BEENLOOKING OVER YOUR FILE,
AND I SEE YOU KIDSHAVE ALL BEEN
HORRIBLY PHYSICALLYAND EMOTIONALLY ABUSED.
OH, WHOOPS!THAT ISN'T YOUR CASE FILE.
IT'S THE PENN STATE UNIVERSITY GAZETTE!
[laughs] I'M JOKING.THAT'S JUST A JOKE.
WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN HERE.IT IS YOUR CASE FILE.
I WAS JUST ALL LIKE,"IT'S THE PENN STATE GAZETTE!"
TO BE LIKE A JOKE.
WE HAVE FUN.
NOW LISTEN, YOU'RE GONNA BEPUT INTO A FOSTER HOME,
SO I NEED TO KNOW, WOULD YOULIKE TO GO TO NEVERLAND RANCH,
A CATHOLIC CHURCH,OR PENN STATE UNIVERSITY?
WE'RE HAVIN' FUN HERE,AREN'T WE?
I JUST--I COME UP WITH THESEAND THE GUYS--
IT'S GOOD TO LAUGH.
I JUST ASKED THEM IF THEYWANTED TO GO TO NEVERLAND,
A CATHOLIC CHURCH,OR PENN STATE!
I'M A TRICKSTER, PEOPLE SAYI'M REALLY MEANT FOR COMEDY.
HERE'S MY HEAD SHOT,JUST IN CASE YOU KNOW ANYBODY.
CAN'T HURT, RIGHT?OKAY, NOW.
ARE WE ALL STARTINGTO FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER?
- OH, COME ON NOW,HOW 'BOUT THAT SMILE?
I'M GONNAGET YOU TO SMILE!
I'M GONNA GET YOUTO SMILE!
A PENN STATE ADMINISTRATORWALKS INTO A BAR.
WHERE'S THAT SMILE?
HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
JOE PATERNO DOESN'T WALKINTO A POLICE STATION.
COME ON,THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
The Soft Room
Kenny and his siblings are introduced to their case worker.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The town watches as the police bust the McKormicks.x CLOSE
Kenny and his siblings are introduced to their case worker.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers the horrifying truth about South Park's new poor kid.x CLOSE
Cartman discusses the financial situation with his mother.x CLOSE
Mysterion drops by the foster home to offer words of encouragement.x CLOSE
The police pay Ms. Cartman a visit.x CLOSE
Cartman and his case worker get off to a bad start.x CLOSE
Cartman's new foster home isn't what he expected.x CLOSE
Kenny shows Cartman around their new school.x CLOSE