FELLAS, FELLAS !

IT'S-- OH, MY GOD !

YOU'RE NOT GONNABELIEVE THIS !

DUDE, BUTTERS,CALM DOWN.

OKAY, OKAY.

I WAS TALKING TOPETE RICHMOND,

AND HE SAID THATDANNY CHATSWICK SAID

THAT HIS SISTER TOLD HIM THATTHE GIRLS IN OUR CLASS

HAVE A LIST THATRATES EVERY BOY'S LOOKS

FROM CUTEST TOUGLIEST !

SO WHO DO THEYSAY IS THE CUTEST ?

I DON'T KNOW !

WHO DO THEY SAYIS THE UGLIEST ?

I DON'T KNOW !

IT'S LIKEA GIRL THING.

THEY WON'T LET ANYBODYSEE THE LIST BUT THEM.

( all whispering )

( giggling )

THEY CAN'T DO THAT.

WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGEUS ON HOW WE LOOK ?

YEAH, YOU THINK THEYRATE US JUST FOR LOOKS

OR THEY TAKE PERSONALITYINTO ACCOUNT ?

IF IT'S JUST LOOKS,THEN I THINK I'M SAFE.

YOU GUYS, WHO CARESIF THE GIRLS

MADE SOME STUPID LIST ?

GIRLS MAKEDUMB LISTS ALL THE TIME.

YEAH, KYLE'S RIGHT,SCREW IT.

WE HAVE BETTERTHINGS TO WORRY ABOUT.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THATBECAUSE YOU KNOW

YOU'RE GONNA BEVERY LAST ON THE LIST.

OH, PLEASE, I DON'TTHINK SO, CRAIG.

CHICKS THINK I'MWAY HOTTER THAN YOU.

YOU DON'T THINK THEY'D PUT

THE FAT TUB OF LARDAT THE BOTTOM ?!

NO, BECAUSE CHICKSKNOW I'M NOT FAT, I'M BUFF.

THEY PROBABLY PUT YOU ATTHE BOTTOM OF THE LIST,

'CAUSE YOU HAVEF--KED UP TEETH.

OR KENNY 'CAUSE HE'S POOR.

THEY DIDN'T PUT MEAT THE BOTTOM.

DID THEY ?

KENNY, FACE IT, GIRLS DON'T WANNA EAT POP-TARTS FOR DINNER

EVERY NIGHT WHENTHEY GET MARRIED.

YOU DON'T THINKTHEY SAID

I'M THE UGLIEST BOYIN THE CLASS, DO YOU ?!

IF THEY DID, MY PARENTSWILL GROUND ME.

YOU GUYS, DO YOU REALLY CAREWHAT A BUNCH OF GIRLS

HAVE TO SAY ABOUTHOW YOU RANK IN LOOKS ?

ALL RIGHT, BEBE,LET'S SEE THE LIST.

WHAT ?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'MTALKING ABOUT, BITCH !

THE LIST WHERE YOU RATETHE LOOKS OF EACHBOY IN THE CLASS.

THAT'S NOT FORBOYS TO LOOK AT.

IT'S A SECRET GIRL LIST,AND YOU CAN'T SEE IT.

CRAIG IS ONTHE BOTTOM, RIGHT ?

OR IS IT KENNY, 'CAUSE YOU'DBE EATING POP-TARTS FOR DINNER

IF YOU MARRIED HIM ?

I'M NOT TELLING.

AND ANYWAY I'M NOTTHE LIST KEEPER.

NELLY IS.

AND NELLY WILL NEVER LET YOULOOK AT IT, SO THERE.

PFPFPFPT !

PFFPFPFPPTTT !

F--K YOU, BEBE !

F--KING, BITCH !

WELL, I GUESS WE'RENEVER GONNA

GET THAT LISTFROM THE GIRLS.

SCREW THAT, DUDE.

WE'RE GUYS--WE CAN OUT THINK THEM.