- MY LORD!MY LORD THE BATTLE IS LOST!
WE HAVE TRIED TO STOP THEINDIANS ON THEIR HOME PLANET,
BUT YEA,THEY ARE TOO STRONG!
- THEN OUR LAST CHANCEFOR SURVIVAL IS GONE?
- I'M SORRY, MY LORD.
ALL PILGRIM FORCES SENT TO THEINDIANS PLANET
HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT.
- AND SO SOON THE INDIANSWILL BE HERE.
SOUND THE CORN HORN!WE MUST ABANDON PLYMOUTH!
- THE STUFFING MINES ARE OURS!
- EARTH IS CONNECTED TO PLYMOUTHBY THIS WORMHOLE HERE.
ONCE I GET BACK, I WILL ASSEMBLEMY PEOPLE TO ATTACK INDI
AND REGAIN CONTROLOF THE STUFFING MINES.
IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED,YOU WILL ALL HAVE STUFFING
IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING.
- BUT, MR. STANDISH, I'M AFRAIDIT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
WE'VE TRIED TO GET THE WORMHOLEOPEN WITH THIS SYMBOL
AND IT DIDN'T WORK!
- AH HA HA.OF COURSE NOT!
YOU HAD THE CORRECT SYMBOL,
BUT YOU WERE MISSING THE KEEPEROF THE PORTAL.
- THE KEEPER OF THE--OF COURSE! NATALIE PORTMAN!
- WE WERE WONDERING WHAT SHE HADTO DO WITH ALL THIS!
NATALIE PORTMAN CONTROLSTHE WORMHOLE!
- OUR WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITYIS CLOSING SIR.
THE WORMHOLE HASTO BE OPENED NOW.
- ALL RIGHT, MISS PORTMAN,
WE NEED YOUTO OPEN YOUR WORMHOLE!
- MMM, NO.
- PLEASE, MISS PORTMAN,
YOU'VE GOT TO OPENYOUR WORMHOLE RIGHT NOW.
- MMMM. UH-UH.- CURSES AND CRANBERRIES!
I MUST GET TO PLYMOUTH NOW!DO AS THEY SAY!
- MMMM. NO.
- THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO GETTHE PORTAL OPEN!
WHERE IS OUR EXPERT?
WHAT DO WE DO,PROFESSOR BROFLOVSKI?
- I'M NOT A PROFESSOR.
- THE HISTORY CHANNELSAID YOU WERE!
- YOU ARE THE FUCKINGHISTORY CHANNEL!
- PLEASE,KYLE OF DEVRY INSTITUTE.
THERE IS NO MORE TIMEFOR SQUABBLE.
THE UNIVERSE IS AT STAKE.
- YOU KNEW EVERYTHING ELSE.
YOU SOMEHOW KNEW ABOUTALL OF THIS.
YOU KNEW IT HERE.
YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO GET
NATALIE PORTMAN TO OPENHER WORMHOLE.
Open Your Wormhole!
MIles Standish and The History Channel devise a plan to open Natalie's Portman's portal.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, the class gets a special guest lecturer.x CLOSE
The boys learn some interesting things about the first Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
The boys are picked up and questioned about their Thanksgiving report.x CLOSE
After the boys appear on The History Channel, they have to face the consequences.x CLOSE
The History Channel tests Kyle's theory about the first Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
The History Channel dives deeper into the roots of Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
Cartman makes a horrifying discovery.x CLOSE
Tensions rise between the Pilgrims and Indians.x CLOSE
Miles Standish appeals to the boys for help.x CLOSE
Scientists discover more information about the alien pilgrim, while the boys plan to save Thanksgiving.x CLOSE