♪ AND GET INTO TROUBLE
- ALL RIGHT, BUTTERS,THAT'S ENOUGH MTV FOR ONE DAY.
YOU NEED TO WATCH SOMETHINGTHAT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN.
I'M PUTTING ON HISTORY CHANNEL.- OKAY, DAD!
- YOU'RE WATCHINGTHE HISTORY CHANNEL.
THE ONLY NETWORK DEDICATEDTO HISTORY.
COMING UP NEXT,IT'S MONSTER QUEST! ARRGH!
FOLLOWED BY HAIRY BIKERS. GRRR!
BUT NOW, BACK TO PART THREE OF ANCIENT ALIENS AT THANKSGIVING!
IT HAS BECOMEA WIDELY ACCEPTED FACT
THAT THANKSGIVING WAS A MEALATTENDED BY PILGRIMS,
NATIVE AMERICANS,AND ALIEN BEINGS.
- STUFFING WASN'T MENTIONEDANYWHERE UNTIL 1621.
AND IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALIENTECHNOLOGY.
- AND WHILE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLEWHO ACCEPT THE ALIEN THEORY
CONTINUES TO GROW,
SOME EXPERTSHAVE STEPPED FORWARD
WITH A WILDLY DIFFERENT VIEWALTOGETHER.
COULD IT BE THAT PILGRIMS WEREACTUALLY ALIENS THEMSELVES?
- OF COURSE YOU CAN'T PROVETHERE WERE NO ALIENS
AT THE FIRST THANKSGIVING!
JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T PROVE
THE--THE PILGRIMS THEMSELVESWEREN'T ALIENS.
CAN YOU PROVE THAT?
HERE, DRAW THAT THANKSGIVINGTURKEY SYMBOL WITH YOUR HAND.
MAYBE THAT SYMBOL MATCHESGALAXIES IN SPACE OR SOMETHING!
- COULD IT BE THAT THE PILGRIMSWE'VE READ ABOUT ALL THESE YEARS
ACTUALLY CAMEFROM ANOTHER PLANET?
HISTORY EXPERTS LIKEKYLE BROFLOVSKI SAY YES.
- YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST SAYPILGRIMS AND INDIANS WERE ALL
ALIENS WHO CAME HERE AND MADE
SOME KIND OF INTERGALACTICTREATY.
- WOW, CHECK IT OUT, DUDE.WE'RE ON TV.
- HOW CAN THEY MAKE A SHOW OUTOF THIS?
I WASN'T EVEN AGREEINGWITH THEM.
[knocking on door]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?- UH-OH.
- THE FIRST THANKSGIVINGWAS A SPACE TREATY?
NATIVE AMERICANS ARE ALIENS?
- I WAS JUST EXPLAININGHOW A NEGATIVE ARGUMENT
DOESN'T MAKE A--
- HAVEN'T MY PEOPLE BEENTHROUGH ENOUGH?
GOD DAMN YOU!- AGH, DUDE!
- THE WHITE MAN IS GONNA PAYFOR HIS LIES!
Professor of Thanksgiving, Ph.D.
After the boys appear on The History Channel, they have to face the consequences.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, the class gets a special guest lecturer.x CLOSE
The boys learn some interesting things about the first Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
The boys are picked up and questioned about their Thanksgiving report.x CLOSE
After the boys appear on The History Channel, they have to face the consequences.x CLOSE
The History Channel tests Kyle's theory about the first Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
The History Channel dives deeper into the roots of Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
Cartman makes a horrifying discovery.x CLOSE
Tensions rise between the Pilgrims and Indians.x CLOSE
Miles Standish appeals to the boys for help.x CLOSE
Scientists discover more information about the alien pilgrim, while the boys plan to save Thanksgiving.x CLOSE