[continues ringing]

- YES?

A REPORT FROM WHERE?

DOES CONGRESS KNOW ABOUTTHIS YET?

TRY TO KEEP IT CONTAINEDAND GET THE HELICOPTERS READY.

I'LL BE THEREAS SOON AS I CAN.

- DARLING?- THEY FOUND SOMETHING.

THIS COULD BE IT.

- DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT WHENYOU STOP MENSTRUATING,

IT'S CALLED MENOPAUSE?

- WHAT?

- YEAH, GOD TAKESYOUR PERIOD AWAY,

AND APPARENTLY IT MAKESYOU REALLY IRRITABLE.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE THAT'S WHYKYLE'S BEEN SO GROUCHY LATELY,

BECAUSE HE'S GOING THROUGHMENOPAUSE.

- DUDE, SHUT YOURFUCKING MOUTH!

- SEE WHAT I MEAN, YOU GUYS?

- IS THAT THEM?- THAT'S THEM.

- YOU BOYSHAVE BEEN VERY BUSY.

WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHINGTHAT YOU KNOW.

- ABOUT WHAT?

- HAVE YOU BEEN CONTACTEDBY ALIEN LIFE FORMS?

- DID YOU COME ACROSS SOME KINDOF SHIP OR SOMETHING?

- DUDE, LOOK, WE JUST SAW ALLTHIS STUFF ON HISTORY CHANNEL.

- WE ARE THE HISTORY CHANNEL.

FOR YEARS, WE'VE BEEN COLLECTINGINFORMATION ON THANKSGIVING.

WE'RE GETTING CLOSETO THE TRUTH.

AND NOW YOU BOYS HAVETHE EXACT SAME INFORMATION.

IT CAN'T BE COINCIDENCE.- WE SAW IT ON YOUR CHANNEL.

- WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SEE?

- THAT STUFFING WAS NEVERHEARD OF BEFORE 1621,

SO IT MIGHT BE ALIENTECHNOLOGY.

- MY GOD.

WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO SAY THATON CAMERA FOR AN INTERVIEW?