WHERE THE TRUTH IS HISTORY.
A LOT HAS BEEN WRITTEN ABOUTTHE FIRST THANKSGIVING BETWEEN
PILGRIMS AND NATIVE AMERICANS.
BUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ATTHAT FIRST HISTORIC DINNER?
- DUDE, SEE? I TOLD YOU.
WHO NEEDS TO READ A BUNCHOF STUPID BOOKS
WHEN WE'VE GOTHISTORY CHANNEL?
- WE KNOW THE FIRST THANKSGIVINGWAS IN THE FALL OF 1621,
BUT NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THATTHE FIRST EXCHANGING OF FOOD
BETWEEN PILGRIMSAND NATIVE AMERICANS
MAY HAVE BEENVISITED BY ALIENS!
- IN EVERY JOURNAL ENTRYWE RESEARCH
FROM THOSE EARLY PILGRIMS,NOT ONE ENTRY
MENTIONS ANYTHING ABOUT ALIENSNOT BEING THERE.
- AND WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD?
DOES THE APPEARANCE OF STUFFINGAT THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TABLE
SUGGEST A KIND OF ALIENTECHNOLOGY?
- WHAT?THIS ISN'T HISTORY!
- DUDE, IT IS CALLEDHISTORY CHANNEL.
- YEAH!- AND IF WE LOOK IN ALL
THE JOURNALSAND ALL THE HISTORY BOOKS,
THERE IS NO REFERENCETO "STUFFING" BEFORE 1621.
SO, WHERE DID IT COME FROM?
DID IT COME FROM SPACE?WE JUST DON'T KNOW.
- DID ANCIENT ALIENS SHAPETHE FIRST THANKSGIVING?
IS IT MERE COINCIDENCE THAT CAPECOD, WHEN VIEWED FROM SPACE,
LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN LIFE FORM?
- WHAT EXACTLY DIDTHE PILGRIMS EXPERIENCE?
HOW EXACTLY DID THOSE BEINGS
FROM ANOTHER WORLD SHAPETHE DINNER WE CELEBRATE
- KYLE, WHY ARE YOU BEINGSO GRUMPY?
ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD AGAIN?
- WE ARE NOT BASING RESEARCHFOR OUR REPORT ON THIS CRAP!
- OKAY, LET'S TAKE A VOTE.
WHO THINKS THE POSSIBILITY OFANCIENT ALIENS AT THANKSGIVING
MAKES FOR AN INTERESTINGHISTORY REPORT?
- OKAY, AND WHO WANTS TO TAKE
A LITTLE PAMPRIN SO THEIRMENSTRUAL CRAMPS
STOP BRINGING EVERYONE DOWN?
KYLE.- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
LET'S JUST GET THIS STUPIDREPORT OVER WITH.
Ancient Alien Thanksgiving?!?
The boys learn some interesting things about the first Thanksgiving.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, the class gets a special guest lecturer.x CLOSE
The boys learn some interesting things about the first Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
The boys are picked up and questioned about their Thanksgiving report.x CLOSE
After the boys appear on The History Channel, they have to face the consequences.x CLOSE
The History Channel tests Kyle's theory about the first Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
The History Channel dives deeper into the roots of Thanksgiving.x CLOSE
Cartman makes a horrifying discovery.x CLOSE
Tensions rise between the Pilgrims and Indians.x CLOSE
Miles Standish appeals to the boys for help.x CLOSE
Scientists discover more information about the alien pilgrim, while the boys plan to save Thanksgiving.x CLOSE