- THANK YOU ALL SO MUCHFOR COMING.
I REALIZETHAT CLYDE FROG'S DEATH
IS AS SHOCKING TO ALL OF YOUAS IT IS TO ME.
[as Peter] WHY WOULD SOMEBODYDO SUCH A TERRIBLE THING?
[as Polly] WHY WOULD SOMEBODYHURT CLYDE FROG, ERIC?
ESPECIALLY BECAUSEYOU ARE SO AWESOME AND COOL?
I KNOW THAT I'M AWESOMEAND COOL, POLLY PRISSYPANTS,
BUT THAT HAS LITTLE RELEVANCEAT THE MOMENT
TO CLYDE FROG'S MURDER.
[as Rumpertumpskin]LET'S STOP THIS CHARADE, ERIC,
AND LET'SGET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,RUMPERTUMPSKIN?
[as Rumpertumpskin]WE ALL KNOW WHO FUCKING
KILLED CLYDE FROG,AND SHE'S THE SAME DIRTY SLUT
WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH USOUR WHOLE LIVES!
- ERIC, SWEETIE,IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- [as Polly]DOES EVERYTHING LOOK OKAY?
- [as Peter]SIT DOWN, YOU FUCKING BITCH.
- YES.SIT DOWN, MOTHER.
WE ARE ALLHAVING A TEA PARTY.
- SWEETIE, I SEE THAT YOU'REA LITTLE DISTURBED RIGHT NOW,
BUT MAYBE YOU CAN--
- [as Polly]SHUT YOUR FAT PIE HOLE, BITCH!
[as Rumpertumpskin] YEAH,YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, SKANK!
YOU LET CLYDE FROGGET MURDERED!
- NO, RUMPERTUMPSKIN,I DIDN'T!
- [as Marc] THEN WHY DID YOUWRITE IN YOUR DIARY
IT WAS PROBABLY TIME FOR ERIC
TO GROW OUT OF HISSTUFFED ANIMALS ANYWAY?
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT POINT,MUSCLE MAN MARC.
[as Marc] WELL,ALL I'M SAYING, ERIC, IS--
- SWEETIE, YOU REALLY CANJUST TALK TO ME IF YOU--
- [as Marc]ALL I'M SAYING, ERIC,
IS THAT YOU WENT THROUGHYOUR MOM'S DIARY FOR A REASON!
- ERIC, I PROMISE YOU.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHINGTO YOUR FAVORITE TOY.
WHOEVER DID THIS TO YOU,
I HATE THEMAS MUCH AS YOU DO.
AND I'D DO ANYTHINGTO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT!
- SO THEN...
WE ARE ALL GOING TO NEEDSOME MORE TEA.
[spoon clanking softly]
Sit Down, Mother
A tea party is held to get to the bottom of Clyde Frog's murder.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The school hears the results of the Presidential Fitness Test.x CLOSE
The 4th graders blame Cartman for their fitness results, but he's comforted by his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses the school of rallying against him.x CLOSE
Butters and Jimmy stand up for the 99%.x CLOSE
Cartman comes home and makes a horrifying discovery.x CLOSE
Cartman holds a service for Clyde Frog, while the 99%'ers hold a rally of their own.x CLOSE
A tea party is held to get to the bottom of Clyde Frog's murder.x CLOSE
The 99% rally gets out of hand, while Peter Panda meets an unfortunate fate.x CLOSE
Michael Moore joins the protesters, while the boys try to get to the bottom of Cartman's troubles.x CLOSE
Cartman retreats to a safe haven. Meanwhile, Butters forms his own movement.x CLOSE