HE WAS A FIGHTER,A VISIONARY.
BUT MOST OF ALL, CLYDE FROGWAS THE PERFECT FRIEND.
HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING.
HE NEVER HAD HIS OWN IDEASABOUT WHAT HE WANTED TO DO.
HE JUST SAT THERE GOING ALONGWITH WHATEVER I WANTED.
A NOBLE TRAIT THAT SEEMS LOSTON YOU 99 PERCENTERS.
AND NOW WE LIVE IN A WORLDWHERE ONE OF YOU
HAS DECIDED TO BECOMEA MURDERER.
WELL, WHOEVER YOU ARE,
I'M SURE YOU'RESITTING THERE RIGHT NOW,
IN YOUR LITTLE GREEN HAT,
WITH YOUR LEFT CHEEK RESTINGAGAINST YOUR HAND, THINKING,
"I'M NOT GETTING AWAYWITH THIS, AM I?"
BECAUSE, WHOEVER YOU ARE,
MAYBE YOU STILL HAVE ONE LITTLEPIECE OF HUMANITY LEFT,
COVERED UP AND TAINTED BLACK
BY YEARS OF JEWISH PROPAGANDAAND LEFT WING LIES.
MAYBE YOU JUST--- SHUT THE HELL UP, CARTMAN!
- GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,KYLE?!
- HOW DO YOU MURDERA STUFFED ANIMAL?
- HOW DO YOUMURDER A STUFFED ANIMAL?
YOU TELL US, KYLE!
B-B-BUT-BUT LET'S NOTGET AHEAD OF OURSELVES.
THERE'S STILL A BIGINVESTIGATION TO COME.
AND UNTIL WE PROVEBEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT
WHO THE KILLER WAS, YOU AREALL JUST AS GUILTY AS KYLE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.BAGPIPES, PLEASE.
♪ FLY, FLY LITTLE DOVE
♪ TO THE WELCOME ARMSOF CHRIST ABOVE ♪
♪ YOUR TEARSARE FINALLY GONE ♪
- WHERE'S OUR $5.00?
- FLY TO--WHAT?
- IT SAID IN THE EMAIL,IF WE CAME,
WE EACH GOT $5.00.
- $5.00 HAS BEEN DONATEDIN EACH OF YOUR NAMES
TO THE CLYDE'S LAW FOUNDATION.
♪ FLY, FLY TO CHRIST [kids groaning]
OH, FINE,GO AHEAD AND LEAVE!
I'M GONNA FIND OUTWHO DID THIS TO CLYDE,
AND I'M GONNA HAVEYOUR FUCKIN' BALLS!
♪ FLY TO CHRIST
- SIR--SIR,YOU REMEMBER THE KIDS
FROM THAT SOUTH PARKELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
- OH, YES, THE BOOM BOOM CHUBBYCHOOM CHOOM SCHOOL.
- THEY'RE ALLPROTESTING OUTSIDE,
SAYING OUR SYSTEM ISN'T FAIRTO THE 99% OF THEM!
- OH, MY JESUS!
OH, NOT A 99% RALLY!
- I SURE HOPE THIS WORKS!
- TOM, I'M REPORTINGFROM THE MIDDLE OF A PROTEST,
WHERE TWO FOURTH GRADE STUDENTSARE FED UP
AND HAVE DECIDED TO OCCUPY...RED ROBIN.
OCCUPY RED ROBIN HAS BEENGOING ON FOR SEVERAL HOURS NOW,
AND, BOYS, TECHNICALLY,I AM PART OF THE 99%,
SO WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAYABOUT ALL THIS?
A Funeral For Clyde Frog
Cartman holds a service for Clyde Frog, while the 99%'ers hold a rally of their own.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The school hears the results of the Presidential Fitness Test.x CLOSE
The 4th graders blame Cartman for their fitness results, but he's comforted by his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses the school of rallying against him.x CLOSE
Butters and Jimmy stand up for the 99%.x CLOSE
Cartman comes home and makes a horrifying discovery.x CLOSE
Cartman holds a service for Clyde Frog, while the 99%'ers hold a rally of their own.x CLOSE
A tea party is held to get to the bottom of Clyde Frog's murder.x CLOSE
The 99% rally gets out of hand, while Peter Panda meets an unfortunate fate.x CLOSE
Michael Moore joins the protesters, while the boys try to get to the bottom of Cartman's troubles.x CLOSE
Cartman retreats to a safe haven. Meanwhile, Butters forms his own movement.x CLOSE