WE'RE GONNA DOSOME ROPE CLIMBIN'!
- GOD, THIS SUCKS!
- FOUR WEEKSWE GOTTA DO THIS?
- WELL, LET'S JUSTSUCK IT UP, GUYS.
ALL WE CAN TRY TO DO IS HAVEA POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT IT.
- ALL RIGHT, MCCORMICK,LETS START WITH YOU.
CLIMB THE ROPE.
- HA HA!LOOK AT KENNY.
HE'S SO POOR.HUH, YOU GUYS?
HIS FAMILY IS SO POOR,THEY COULDN'T PAY THE $3.99
FOR THE GYM OUTFIT!
- ALL RIGHT,LET'S GO, BROFLOVSKI.
- HA HA HA HA HA!
LOOK, YOU GUYS,A JEW ON A ROPE!
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLA JEW ON A ROPE?
- ALL RIGHT, CARTMAN,STOP RIPPING ON OTHER PEOPLE
TO MAKE YOURSELF FEELLESS EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE FACT
WE'RE ALL HEREBECAUSE OF YOU.
- HEY, WHOA, WE ARE HERE BECAUSETHE AVERAGE SCORE WAS LOW!
THAT'S ON ALL OF US!
- BECAUSE OF YOU!
IT'S YOUR FAULTTHAT WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
WE HAVE TO DO THISBECAUSE YOU'RE UNHEALTHY.
- YEAH. WE'RE PAYINGFOR YOUR BEING FAT.
- WOW, CRAIG.
I CAN'T BELIEVEYOU JUST WENT THERE.
HERE WE WERE, HAVINGA PERFECTLY NICE CONVERSATION
ABOUT KENNY BEING POORAND KYLE BEING A JEW,
AND YOU JUST DECIDE TO GO 9-11AND BUST OUT THE "FAT" QUIP.
- WE ARE HEREBECAUSE OF YOU, ERIC,
SO JUSTKEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
- OH, MY GOD!
WHY DOESN'T EVERYONEJUST BACK OFF?
I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS!
YOU'RE THE 99% GANGING UPON THE 1%!
- OH, GROW UP.
- JESUS CHRIST!
THE 99% IS TOTALLYGANGING UP ON ME!
- THAT'S WHAT WE MEANBY GROW UP, DUDE!
STOP BEING A BABY!
- YEAH,WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND CRY TO YOURSTUFFED ANIMALS AGAIN?
AND THEN WENDY SAIDTHAT THEY WERE THE 99%,
AND I WAS THE 1%,AND THAT MADE ME NOT COOL.
[as Clyde Frog]BUT, ERIC, YOU ARE COOL.
I KNOW, CLYDE FROG,
BUT NOW THE 99% IS SAYING
EVERYTHINGIS MY FAUUULLLT.
[as Peter Panda]IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, ERIC.
HOW CAN THEY BLAME YOUFOR WHAT
IS CLEARLYPRESIDENT OBAMA'S FAULT?
[sniffling] WHAT DO YOU MEAN,PETER PANDA?
[as Peter]YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT STUPID
PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TEST.
[as Polly Prissypants]YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT ERIC!
YOU DON'T NEED TO GROW UP.
YOU ARE AWESOME AND COOL.
I'M JUST SO SCAREDTHAT ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL
ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT MEBEHIND MY BACK.
Here Because of YOU!
The 4th graders blame Cartman for their fitness results, but he's comforted by his stuffed animals.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The school hears the results of the Presidential Fitness Test.x CLOSE
The 4th graders blame Cartman for their fitness results, but he's comforted by his stuffed animals.x CLOSE
Cartman accuses the school of rallying against him.x CLOSE
Butters and Jimmy stand up for the 99%.x CLOSE
Cartman comes home and makes a horrifying discovery.x CLOSE
Cartman holds a service for Clyde Frog, while the 99%'ers hold a rally of their own.x CLOSE
A tea party is held to get to the bottom of Clyde Frog's murder.x CLOSE
The 99% rally gets out of hand, while Peter Panda meets an unfortunate fate.x CLOSE
Michael Moore joins the protesters, while the boys try to get to the bottom of Cartman's troubles.x CLOSE
Cartman retreats to a safe haven. Meanwhile, Butters forms his own movement.x CLOSE