WE'RE GONNA DOSOME ROPE CLIMBIN'!

- GOD, THIS SUCKS!

- FOUR WEEKSWE GOTTA DO THIS?

- WELL, LET'S JUSTSUCK IT UP, GUYS.

ALL WE CAN TRY TO DO IS HAVEA POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT IT.

- ALL RIGHT, MCCORMICK,LETS START WITH YOU.

CLIMB THE ROPE.

- [grunting]

- HA HA!LOOK AT KENNY.

HE'S SO POOR.HUH, YOU GUYS?

HIS FAMILY IS SO POOR,THEY COULDN'T PAY THE $3.99

FOR THE GYM OUTFIT!

- ALL RIGHT,LET'S GO, BROFLOVSKI.

- [grunting]

- HA HA HA HA HA!

LOOK, YOU GUYS,A JEW ON A ROPE!

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLA JEW ON A ROPE?

- ALL RIGHT, CARTMAN,STOP RIPPING ON OTHER PEOPLE

TO MAKE YOURSELF FEELLESS EMBARRASSED ABOUT THE FACT

WE'RE ALL HEREBECAUSE OF YOU.

- HEY, WHOA, WE ARE HERE BECAUSETHE AVERAGE SCORE WAS LOW!

THAT'S ON ALL OF US!

- BECAUSE OF YOU!

IT'S YOUR FAULTTHAT WE HAVE TO DO THIS.

WE HAVE TO DO THISBECAUSE YOU'RE UNHEALTHY.

- YEAH. WE'RE PAYINGFOR YOUR BEING FAT.

- WOW, CRAIG.

I CAN'T BELIEVEYOU JUST WENT THERE.

HERE WE WERE, HAVINGA PERFECTLY NICE CONVERSATION

ABOUT KENNY BEING POORAND KYLE BEING A JEW,

AND YOU JUST DECIDE TO GO 9-11AND BUST OUT THE "FAT" QUIP.

- WE ARE HEREBECAUSE OF YOU, ERIC,

SO JUSTKEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

- OH, MY GOD!

WHY DOESN'T EVERYONEJUST BACK OFF?

I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS!

YOU'RE THE 99% GANGING UPON THE 1%!

- OH, GROW UP.

- JESUS CHRIST!

THE 99% IS TOTALLYGANGING UP ON ME!

- THAT'S WHAT WE MEANBY GROW UP, DUDE!

STOP BEING A BABY!

- YEAH,WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME

AND CRY TO YOURSTUFFED ANIMALS AGAIN?

- [gasps]

[crying]

[sniffles]

AND THEN--

AND THEN WENDY SAIDTHAT THEY WERE THE 99%,

AND I WAS THE 1%,AND THAT MADE ME NOT COOL.

[sobbing]

[as Clyde Frog]BUT, ERIC, YOU ARE COOL.

I KNOW, CLYDE FROG,

BUT NOW THE 99% IS SAYING

EVERYTHINGIS MY FAUUULLLT.

[sobbing]

[as Peter Panda]IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, ERIC.

HOW CAN THEY BLAME YOUFOR WHAT

IS CLEARLYPRESIDENT OBAMA'S FAULT?

[sniffling] WHAT DO YOU MEAN,PETER PANDA?

[as Peter]YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT STUPID

PRESIDENTIAL FITNESS TEST.

OBAMA DID!

[as Polly Prissypants]YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT ERIC!

YOU DON'T NEED TO GROW UP.

YOU ARE AWESOME AND COOL.

THANKS,POLLY PRISSYPANTS.

I'M JUST SO SCAREDTHAT ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL

ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT MEBEHIND MY BACK.