- RANDY, SLOW DOWN!JESUS CHRIST!
- AAGH!WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
SHELLEY WAS GOINGTO SEE WICKED?
- WHY DOES IT MATTER?
- SHE'S TOO YOUNGFOR THAT STUFF!
- TOO YOUNG?
- THIS IS WHAT I GET.
I DRANK FROM THE LIETHAT IS BROADWAY,
AND NOW IT HAS MY DAUGHTER!
- THAT'S IT, RANDY.TURN THIS CAR AROUND RIGHT NOW!
- I CAN'T!
- AAH!ALL RIGHT, LOOK!
THERE'S SOMETHINGI SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
A LONG TIME AGO, SHARON.
BROADWAY MUSICALS AREN'TWHAT YOU THINK THEY ARE!
TO GET WOMENTO GIVE MORE BLOWJOBS!
ON THE OUTSIDE,IT'S ALL SINGING AND DANCING,
BUT BURIED IN IT ARE COMMANDSTO PERFORM ORAL SEX.
IT'S CALLED SUBTEXT.
- THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
MUSICALS DON'T MAKE MEWANT TO GIVE BLOWJOBS.
- UHH! YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHTAFTER WE SAW WICKED?
- YES. OH...
WELL, YEAH, BUT...
- AND AFTER LION KING IN NEW YORK?
GODSPELL? MAMMA MIA!?
- OH, MY GOSH.
- BROADWAY SHOWS'SOLE PURPOSE
IS TO MAKE WOMEN FAMISHEDFOR BLOWJOBS.
I'M SO SORRY, SHARON.
- NO, NO!THIS IS CRAZY.
MUSICAL THEATER PEOPLEARE RESPECTED.
- NO, THEY'RE--THEY'RE BROS, SHARON.
STEPHEN SONDHEIM, ELTON JOHN,ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER...
THEY'RE TOTAL BROSWHO HANG OUT AT HOOTERS.
SHARON, I'M SO SORRY.
- IT CAN'T BE!
I'VE LOVED BROADWAY MUSICALSEVER SINCE I SAW GREASE
WITH JACOB HARRISONAND HIS BROTHER KIP, AND WE--
[gasps]OH, MY GOD!
- ♪ NO ONE CARESABOUT WICKED PEOPLE ♪
It's Called Subtext
Sharon learns the truth about Broadway shows.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Randy's coworkers teach him about the benefits of Broadway musicals.x CLOSE
Sharon and Randy catch a musical, and Randy learns about the show's subliminal messages.x CLOSE
Randy gossips with the guys, while the boys try to get through swim practice.x CLOSE
Randy plans a trip to New York for the weekend and dumps his kids with the Feegans.x CLOSE
Sharon and Randy enjoy their trip to Broadway.x CLOSE
The guys talk about the lack of culture in South Park.x CLOSE
Rehearsals are held for Randy's new musical.x CLOSE
Rehearsals continue as Randy meets with the biggest names in Broadway.x CLOSE
Larry serenades Shelley with a love song.x CLOSE
Randy receives a Bro Down challenge, while Larry and Shelley's relationship blossoms.x CLOSE