[piano playinga show tune]
- OH, REGINALD!
♪ HOW ABOUT A HUMMERAT HALFTIME? ♪
♪ A SUPER BOWL SUCK-OFFFROM ME? ♪
- ♪ A SUPER BOWL HUMMERAT HALF TIME ♪
♪ FROM MY LOVELYBLOWJOB QUEEN ♪
both: ♪ TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE,IT'S AMAZING ♪
♪ TIM TEBOW, PLEASE,DON'T LET US DOWN... ♪
- MR. RANDY MARSH?
- AND HOLD.[singing stops]
SORRY, FOLKS, WE'RE IN A HOLD.JUST FREEZE RIGHT THERE.
UH, THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.- IT IS.
I REPRESENT SOME OF THE BIGGESTNAMES IN ALL OF BROADWAY.
THEY WISH TO SPEAK WITH YOU.
OH, MY GOL!TAKE A BREAK, GUYS!
THIS COULD BE IT!
- MR. MARSH,THIS IS ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER.
- STEPHEN SCHWARTZ.
- HEY, BRO.
- MR. ELTON JOHN.
- AND STEPHEN SONDHEIM.
- 'SUP, BRO?
- NOT MUCH.'SUP WITH YOU GUYS?
- NO!I MEAN, 'SUP...BRO?
- SIT DOWN, MR. MARSH.WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
- WE GOT WINDOF YOUR MUSICAL.
JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU'RE DOIN'?
- SAME AS YOU GUYS.
TRYING TO GET MEN EVERYWHERELENGTHIER,
- YOU'RE MAKIN' ITTOO OBVIOUS!
WOMEN ARE GONNA FIGURE OUTWHAT WE'S DOIN'!
- MUSICALS ARE ABOUT SUBTEXT.
- MY MUSICALHAS LOTS OF SUBTEXT!
- "A BLOWJOB ISN'TWITH YOUR MOUTH.
"IT'S WITH YOUR HEART.
NOW GET ON YOUR KNEESAND PUT THAT HEART TO WORK."
- AND THEN SHE DOES.IT'S A METAPHOR.
WHAT'S METAPHORICALABOUT A MUSICAL CALLED
SPLOOGE-DRENCHED BLOWJOB QUEEN?
- TRICKING BITCHESINTO HOUR-LONG BLOWJOBS
IS AN ART FORM!
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ITTO THE PROFESSIONALS!
- WELL, SORRY IF YOU GUYS THINKYOU HAVE A MONOPOLY ON SUBTEXT,
BUT US UP-AND-COMERSHAVE A VOICE TOO!
- YOU'RE GOING TO RUINEVERYTHING, YOU IDIOT!
- SORRY IF MY WORKISN'T UP TO YOUR STANDARDS!
BUT NOW I NEED TO GET BACKTO REHEARSALS.
OH, AND IF SPLOOGE-DRENCHED BLOWJOB QUEEN
WINS THE TONY,
DON'T EXPECT TO BE INVITEDTO MY AFTER PARTY.
Hummer At Halftime
Rehearsals continue as Randy meets with the biggest names in Broadway.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Randy's coworkers teach him about the benefits of Broadway musicals.x CLOSE
Sharon and Randy catch a musical, and Randy learns about the show's subliminal messages.x CLOSE
Randy gossips with the guys, while the boys try to get through swim practice.x CLOSE
Randy plans a trip to New York for the weekend and dumps his kids with the Feegans.x CLOSE
Sharon and Randy enjoy their trip to Broadway.x CLOSE
The guys talk about the lack of culture in South Park.x CLOSE
Rehearsals are held for Randy's new musical.x CLOSE
Rehearsals continue as Randy meets with the biggest names in Broadway.x CLOSE
Larry serenades Shelley with a love song.x CLOSE
Randy receives a Bro Down challenge, while Larry and Shelley's relationship blossoms.x CLOSE