- IKE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
DUDE, YOU'VE BEEN IN HERECRYING ALL MORNING.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
- OH, MY GOD.IKE, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
- YES! YES!
- IKE, THIS IS A BIG DEAL.YOU HAVE TO BE ABSOLUTELY 100%.
- I SAW THEM, KYLE!I SAW THEM!
- OH, NO.
YOU GUYS CAN'T TELL ANYBODY,ALL RIGHT?
NOT UNTIL I FIGURE OUTWHAT TO DO.
- DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED?- TAKE A LOOK.
- WHAT'S THIS?
- IKE FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT.
MY MOM'S HAVING SEXWITH THE U.P.S. MAN.
- WHOA.- DUDE, NO WAY.
- YEAH, DUDE.
- BUT ARE YOU SURETHEY HAD SEX?
LIKE SEX, SEX?LIKE THEY ACTUALLY HAD SEX?
- YEAH, DUDE, LIKE, FULL-ON.IKE SAW EVERYTHING.
IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE NOW.
MY MOM'S BEEN ORDERING ALL KINDSOF STUFF FROM AMAZON LATELY.
SOMETIMES SHE DOESN'T EVENREMEMBER WHAT SHE'S ORDERED.
SHE'S PROBABLY BEEN HAVING SEXWITH THE U.P.S. MAN
FOR A LONG TIME.
- ARE YOU GOINGTO TELL YOUR DAD?
- I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD CONFRONTMY MOM FIRST,
BUT IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
- KYLE, HAVE YOU STOPPEDTO THINK
THAT MAYBE THE SEXWASN'T CONSENSUAL?
- ISN'T IT POSSIBLEYOUR MOM WAS RAPED
BY THE U.P.S. MAN?
WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS GUY
AND HE SHOWS UP TO ALLOUR HOUSES.
THINK ABOUT IT.
WHAT KIND OF SANE,NORMAL PERSON
WOULD WANT TO HAVE SEXWITH KYLE'S MOM?
- CARTMAN, DUDE, NOT NOW.- NO, HEAR ME OUT, YOU GUYS.
HAVEN'T YOU SEENTHOSE ADT COMMERCIALS?
WOMEN THESE DAYS GET RAPED
BY PERFECTLY NORMAL-LOOKINGWHITE GUYS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
IT MAY BE TOO LATEFOR KYLE'S MOM,
BUT I'M GETTINGSOME GODDAMN SECURITY.
I SAW THEM!!
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.
Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.x CLOSE
Ike breaks down after what he witnessed his mother and the UPS man doing. Kyle goes the boys for advice.x CLOSE
The men of South Park discuss what to do about the UPS delivery man.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a security system installed, while Randy becomes suspicious of Sharon's Amazon deliveries.x CLOSE
Cartman is less than pleased with his new home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the guys confront the Old Man for advice on how to get rid of the UPS man.x CLOSE
Cartman puts his new security system to the test.x CLOSE
The guys use Bane costumes to teach the UPS man a lesson.x CLOSE
Just when Cartman finally needs his security system, he gets transferred to India.x CLOSE
With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.x CLOSE