JUDGE IT BY ITS SIZE.
RUB IT THREE TIMES,AND IT HAS A SURPRISE.
- THAT'S IT, YOU'RE NOTDELAYING THIS ANYMORE,
YOU WIENER-LOVING BITCH!
- HAPPY HOLIDAYS, RICK.
- AND TO YOU, MY FRIEND.
[crashing sounds,objects shattering]
- GRAB IT, REBECCA, GRAB IT!
- KISS MY FAT VAGINA!
- GIVE ME THAT CAMERA.- GIVE IT UP!
- GET BACK,GET OUT OF MY WAY.
[cell phone rings]
- DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SONIS SUPPOSED TO BE GROUND
AND HE SNUCK OUTTO GO TO RED ROBIN?
- WHAT? STAN'S AT THE RED ROBINWEDDING TOO?
OH, GOD,I REALLY CARE ABOUT HIM.
- THIS IS OVER.NOW YOU DIE!
IT'S OVER.XBOX WINS!
- YAY, XBOX WINS.YAY.
- STAN, YOU'RE ALIVE!
I SAVED YOU!
IT'S OKAY, BEYONCE,THE FIGHT'S OVER.
YOU CAN STILL SHOP.[groans]
- [panting]GO ON, KIDS.
GO GET YOUR XBOXes.
The Battle of Black Friday
The doors to the Mall finally open and the Black Friday mayhem is in full force. Meanwhile, a winner is crowned at the Red Robin Wedding.
An action packed recap of the events leading up to "Titties and Dragons".x CLOSE
South Park's intro gets an all new song!x CLOSE
Anime Princess Kenny comes to the aide of the Sony Corporation.x CLOSE
Channel 9 News interviews a Black Friday shopper outside the South Park Mall.x CLOSE
As Stan's army plans their attack, the Xbox Fighters offer terms for a truce.x CLOSE
Princess Kenny receives an invitation to the Red Robin Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.x CLOSE
At the South Park Mall, everyone awaits the arrival of this year's honorary ribbon cutter, who is traveling by horseback.x CLOSE
As everyone prepares for the Red Robin wedding, Kyle discovers that something has happened to Stan.x CLOSE
Kyle visits a captive Stan and apologizes.x CLOSE