Shelley,we've got an emergency!
We're getting rid of all theColumbus stuff in this house!
Any Columbus costumes,Columbus pictures --
They all got to go!
I don't give a shitabout Columbus.
Sharon,Peter Galtman called.
He sounds suspicious.We got to get rid
of all our Columbus shot glassesand coffee cups.
Where are they?
Your Columbus shot glassesand coffee cups
are in that cupboard.
Shot glasses, coffee cups,towels, plates --
What about the Columbus figurinesalt and pepper shakers?
I don't know whereyou put them, Randy.
Sharon, do you knowwhat they'll do to us
when they find out how stokedwe were on Columbus?
You were stoked on Columbus,Randy. Not me.
Did you forgetour wedding?!
That's you right there,
standing therewith a big smile on your face.
You didn't sayanything about it
being insensitive then,did you?
I actually wasa little upset
that you dressed up as Columbusfor our wedding,
but I decided --Oh, now!
You say that now, 'causeeveryone's freaking out.
But you were right there,going along with it!
They're gonna be comingafter you, too, Sharon!
So you can just wipe thatindigenous look off your face.
[ Doorbell rings ]
Oh! That could bemy DNA results!
Here, take this stuffout back!
Oh, no, no, no,no, no, no.
I've never felt so aliveuntil now.
Thank you.Lo-Lovely flowers. Thank you.
YOU Were Stoked on Columbus
As Randy tries to get rid of everything related to Columbus that he ever collected, he gets a visit from an unexpected admirer.