IT SAYS EAVESDROPPER'SBIGGEST STORY EVER
IS COMING OUTTHIS AFTERNOON!
- BIGGEST STORY ABOUT WHO?
- THERE'S NO TELLING.IT COULD BE ABOUT ANY OF US!
- WELL MET,CHILDREN OF ADAM.
I AM CATATAFISH.
- ♪ CATATAFISHOF THE STOMACH'S COVE ♪
- I COME ASKINGFOR YOUR HELP.
THERE IS ONLY ONE THINGTHAT CAN STOP WIKILEAKS.
BUT RIGHT NOW LEMMIWINKSIS BEING HELD PRISONER.
- LEMMIWINKS?OUR OLD CLASS GERBIL?
- WHAT IS THAT THING?
- I AM CATATAFISH.
I AM A GREAT WIZARD,AND I AM A FRIEND.
AND I'M A GHOST.
BESIDES, OF COURSE,BEING A FISH.
- ♪ CATATAFISH TALEWILL SOON BE TOLD ♪
- DO YOU KNOW WHYA GERBIL IS RUNNING AROUND
HACKING OUR PHONE CALLS
AND PUTTING OUR SECRETSUP ON THE INTERNET?
- HE DOES IT PURELYFOR REASONS OF EVIL.
AND HIS TREACHERYIS NOT LIMITED TO HUMANS.
WIKILEAKS POSTED EXAGGERATEDTHINGS ABOUT ME TOO.
HE POSTED ON HIS WEBSITETHAT I HAD SEX
WITH AN UNDERAGE FISH,
AND THAT I MADE HER PERFORMBASS TO MOUTH.
IF YOU ACCEPT THIS QUEST,YOU WILL HELP THE GERBIL KING
DEFEAT WIKILEAKSONCE AND FOR ALL.
BUT THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
I'M NOT HERETO MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING.
LIKE THAT UNDERAGE SALMON.
I DIDN'T MAKE HER DO ANYTHING.
IF SHE WANTS TO DOBASS TO MOUTH,
HOW IS IT MY FAULT?
- ♪ CATATAFISH MADEA SALMON SUCK ASSHOLE ♪
- NO!NO, SEE, THAT'S WRONG.
IT'S BEINGEXAGGERATED AGAIN.
- JUST TELL US WHERE LEMMIWINKSIS BEING HELD PRISONER
SO WE CAN KILLTHIS STUPID RAT!
- CAREFUL, CHILD.
I ASSURE YOU, WIKILEAKS ISANYTHING BUT STUPID.
EXCEPT WHEN HE SAIDI MADE THAT TEENAGE FISH
PERFORM ASS TO TROUT.
THAT WAS STUPIDAND UNTRUE.
DID I SAY, "ASS TO TROUT"?I MEANT TO SAY, "BASS TO MOUTH."
THOUGH I GUESS IT'S BASICALLYTHE SAME THING.
NOT THAT I DID IT.
I Am Catatafish
Catatafish warns the students about the dangers of Wikileaks.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The kids spread the latest gossip about Pete Melman.x CLOSE
The faculty pleads with Cartman to help them out.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a plan in motion to divert attention from the Pete Melman scandal.x CLOSE
Cartman helps the faculty devise an even larger scheme to protect the students.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the latest victim of Eavesdropper.x CLOSE
The kids search for the identity of who's behind Eavesdropper.x CLOSE
The Frog Prince warns Lemmiwinks of his evil brother, Wikileaks.x CLOSE
Wikileaks continues to spread vicious rumors around the school.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Faculty put the final touches on their latest scheme.x CLOSE
Lemmiwinks prepares to face his destiny.x CLOSE