IT SAYS EAVESDROPPER'SBIGGEST STORY EVER

IS COMING OUTTHIS AFTERNOON!

- BIGGEST STORY ABOUT WHO?

- THERE'S NO TELLING.IT COULD BE ABOUT ANY OF US!

[mystical whooshing]

- WELL MET,CHILDREN OF ADAM.

I AM CATATAFISH.

[solemn music]

- ♪ CATATAFISHOF THE STOMACH'S COVE ♪

- WHAT?

- I COME ASKINGFOR YOUR HELP.

THERE IS ONLY ONE THINGTHAT CAN STOP WIKILEAKS.

BUT RIGHT NOW LEMMIWINKSIS BEING HELD PRISONER.

- LEMMIWINKS?OUR OLD CLASS GERBIL?

- WHAT IS THAT THING?

- I AM CATATAFISH.

I AM A GREAT WIZARD,AND I AM A FRIEND.

AND I'M A GHOST.

BESIDES, OF COURSE,BEING A FISH.

- ♪ CATATAFISH TALEWILL SOON BE TOLD ♪

- DO YOU KNOW WHYA GERBIL IS RUNNING AROUND

HACKING OUR PHONE CALLS

AND PUTTING OUR SECRETSUP ON THE INTERNET?

- HE DOES IT PURELYFOR REASONS OF EVIL.

AND HIS TREACHERYIS NOT LIMITED TO HUMANS.

WIKILEAKS POSTED EXAGGERATEDTHINGS ABOUT ME TOO.

HE POSTED ON HIS WEBSITETHAT I HAD SEX

WITH AN UNDERAGE FISH,

AND THAT I MADE HER PERFORMBASS TO MOUTH.

IF YOU ACCEPT THIS QUEST,YOU WILL HELP THE GERBIL KING

DEFEAT WIKILEAKSONCE AND FOR ALL.

BUT THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

I'M NOT HERETO MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING.

LIKE THAT UNDERAGE SALMON.

I DIDN'T MAKE HER DO ANYTHING.

IF SHE WANTS TO DOBASS TO MOUTH,

HOW IS IT MY FAULT?

- ♪ CATATAFISH MADEA SALMON SUCK ASSHOLE ♪

- NO!NO, SEE, THAT'S WRONG.

IT'S BEINGEXAGGERATED AGAIN.

- JUST TELL US WHERE LEMMIWINKSIS BEING HELD PRISONER

SO WE CAN KILLTHIS STUPID RAT!

- CAREFUL, CHILD.

I ASSURE YOU, WIKILEAKS ISANYTHING BUT STUPID.

EXCEPT WHEN HE SAIDI MADE THAT TEENAGE FISH

PERFORM ASS TO TROUT.

THAT WAS STUPIDAND UNTRUE.

DID I SAY, "ASS TO TROUT"?I MEANT TO SAY, "BASS TO MOUTH."

THOUGH I GUESS IT'S BASICALLYTHE SAME THING.

NOT THAT I DID IT.