HAD AN ACCIDENTIN THE CLASSROOM.
- I KNOW, DUDE.PETE MELMAN CRAPPED HIS PANTS.
SO FREAKIN' FUNNY![laughs]
- OKAY, BUT YOU PROBABLYUNDERSTAND THAT FOR PETE
IT ISN'T THAT FUNNY.
FOR HIM, IT'S EMBARRASSINGAND TERRIFYING.
THAT'S WHYIT'S SUPER FUNNY TO ME.
- ERIC, IT HAS BEENALMOST ONE YEAR
SINCE COREY DURAN DEFECATEDIN HIS PANTS HERE AT SCHOOL.
NOW, YOU REMEMBERWHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
- YEAH, HE KILLED HIMSELF.
- YES, AND THE REASONHE KILLED HIMSELF, ERIC...
WAS THAT THE RIDICULEAND THE TORMENT
FROM OTHER STUDENTSSPEARHEADED BY YOU CAUSED HIM--
- HEY, WHOA--- SPEARHEADED BY YOU, MKAY,
MADE HIM FEELTHERE WAS NO OTHER WAY OUT.
- OKAY, WHOA, WHOA!WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
YOU CANNOT PUTCOREY DURAN'S DEATH ON ME.
I'M NOT THE ONEWHO CRAPPED HIS PANTS
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
- ERIC, WE ARE ASKING YOU
TO PLEASE JUST REMEMBERWHAT HAPPENED TO COREY
AND NOT LET ITHAPPEN TO PETE.
- PLEASE, JUST LET IT GO.
YOU ARE ASKING METO SIMPLY IGNORE A KID WHO--
EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE,BUT I HAVE TO BE HARSH HERE--
A KID WHO SHIT IN HIS PANTSIN FRONT OF EVERYONE--
TO JUST IGNORE THATSO HE CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE?
- WE ARE HOPING THAT IF YOUDON'T FAN THE FLAMES, ERIC,
THE OTHER STUDENTSMIGHT FORGET ABOUT IT.
- YOU REALLY THINK INFORMATIONLIKE THIS WILL JUST DIE DOWN?
THERE'S INTERNET.THERE'S EAVESDROPPER.
YOU MIGHT BE WORRIED PETE MELMANIS GONNA KILL HIMSELF,
BUT THE TRUTH ISHE WAS DEAD
THE SECONDHE CRAPPED HIS PANTS.
- ALL RIGHT, ERIC.HERE'S THE DEAL.
THIS SCHOOL CANNOT HAVEANOTHER SUICIDE ON ITS HANDS.
WE WANT YOU TO SEEPETE MELMAN THROUGH THIS
AND TURNPUBLIC OPINION AROUND.
- [scoffs] YOU'RE CRAZY!IT CAN'T BE DONE!
- IF PETE MELMANDOES NOT KILL HIMSELF,
WE WILL MAKE ITVERY WORTH YOUR WHILE.
- YOU AREN'T LISTENING!THERE IS--
MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE HOW?
[school bell rings]
Just Let It Go
The faculty pleads with Cartman to help them out.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The kids spread the latest gossip about Pete Melman.x CLOSE
The faculty pleads with Cartman to help them out.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a plan in motion to divert attention from the Pete Melman scandal.x CLOSE
Cartman helps the faculty devise an even larger scheme to protect the students.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the latest victim of Eavesdropper.x CLOSE
The kids search for the identity of who's behind Eavesdropper.x CLOSE
The Frog Prince warns Lemmiwinks of his evil brother, Wikileaks.x CLOSE
Wikileaks continues to spread vicious rumors around the school.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Faculty put the final touches on their latest scheme.x CLOSE
Lemmiwinks prepares to face his destiny.x CLOSE