[school bell rings]
- YOU GUYS!OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS!
YOU'RE NEVERGONNA GUESS WHAT!
SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS,GUESS WHAT!
- YOU GUYS,YOU KNOW PETE MELMAN?
FOURTH GRADE.MR. BARD'S CLASS?
- THE BLOND KID?- YEAH, YEAH, PETE MELMAN.
- WHAT ABOUT HIM?
- HE CRAPPED HIS PANTS TODAYDURING SOCIAL STUDIES.
HE HAD TO GOTO THE NURSE'S OFFICE
AND HAVE HIS MOM BRING HIMA FRESH PAIR OF JEANS!
[laughs]- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
- BECAUSE, DUDE,IT'S ALL OVER EAVESDROPPER!
- EAVESDROPPER?- WHAT'S THAT?
- [scoffs] YOU GUYSDON'T FOLLOW EAVESDROPPER?
IT'S A WEBSITE ABOUTALL THE STUDENTS IN THE SCHOOL.
- HEY, DID YOU GUYSSEE EAVESDROPPER?
PETE MELMAN SHIT HIS PANTS!
- YEAH, YEAH,I'M SHOWING THE GUYS!
CHECK IT OUT!
EAVESDROPPER GOT A HOLDOF THE PHONE CALL
FROM THE NURSETO PETE MELMAN'S MOM.
[cell phone beeps]JUST LISTEN! LISTEN, LISTEN!
- HELLO, MRS. MELMAN.THIS IS THE SCHOOL NURSE.
I'M AFRAID YOUR SONHAS HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT.
- [chortling]- OH, NO, WHAT IS IT?
- TURN IT UP.- IS HE OKAY?
- NO, NO, IT'S NOT SERIOUS,
BUT HE WENT NUMBER TWODURING CLASS.
I'M AFRAID HE'S GOINGTO NEED A NEW PAIR
OF PANTS AND UNDERWEAR.
AND A CLEAN PAIR OF SOCKS.
- HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEEEAVESDROPPER?
- YEAH, YEAH,WE'RE LISTENING TO IT.
[laughing]- DUDE, THAT'S SO WRONG.
- HEY! PETE MELMANPOOPED HIS PANTS
AND HAD TO HAVE HIS MOMBRING HIM NEW UNDIES!
- OKAY, OKAY, SO WHAT DO WE CALLPETE MELMAN WHEN WE SEE HIM?
I WAS THINKING"POOPY PANTS PETE,"
BUT THEN I ALSO THOUGHT OF"MUSH PANTS MELMAN."
- ATTENTION,SOUTH PARK STUDENTS.
WILL THE FOLLOWING STUDENTS
REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'SOFFICE IMMEDIATELY?
- OH, JESUS, WHAT NOW?
- ERIC, AS YOUMIGHT HAVE HEARD,
You Guys See Eavesdropper?
The kids spread the latest gossip about Pete Melman.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The kids spread the latest gossip about Pete Melman.x CLOSE
The faculty pleads with Cartman to help them out.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a plan in motion to divert attention from the Pete Melman scandal.x CLOSE
Cartman helps the faculty devise an even larger scheme to protect the students.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the latest victim of Eavesdropper.x CLOSE
The kids search for the identity of who's behind Eavesdropper.x CLOSE
The Frog Prince warns Lemmiwinks of his evil brother, Wikileaks.x CLOSE
Wikileaks continues to spread vicious rumors around the school.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Faculty put the final touches on their latest scheme.x CLOSE
Lemmiwinks prepares to face his destiny.x CLOSE