YOU VOLUNTEERS ARE THE KEYTO KEEPING THIS COUNTRY SAFE

AND PROSPEROUS.

EVERY DAY,MORE AND MORE MEXICANS

ARE TRYING TO GETPAST THIS FENCE

AND GO BACKTO THEIR HOMES IN MEXICO.

AS BORDER PATROL OFFICERS,

OUR DUTYIS TO STOP MEXICANS

FROM CROSSING THE BORDER.

WE DON'T NEED TO WORRYABOUT THE SEMANTICS

OF WHICH DIRECTIONTHEY'RE GOING.

WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TOSTOP 'EM!

MARCUS?

- THE STANDARD ISSUEBORDER PATROL WEAPON

IS THE P-29 STUN BATON.

IT CARRIES A 4,000-WATT CHARGE

AND IS YOUR BEST OPTION FORENFORCING BORDER PATROL LAW.

- THIS IS GONNA BESO FUCKIN' SWEET.

- THE BATON IS NON-LETHAL,BUT POWERFUL--

- HEY, WE GOT SOME!MEXICANS AT 2:00!

- LET'S GET READY, RECRUITS!

MUST BE A COUPLE DOZENOF 'EM.

- DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTBA BA BA BA DOOT.

- THIS IS THE U.S.BORDER PATROL.

STOP WHERE YOU ARE.

TURN AROUNDAND GET BACK TO WORK.

- THERE'S TOO MANY OF 'EM.WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP!

[baton powering up]

[electricity crackling]

- YOU'RE PRETTY GOODAT STOPPIN' MEXICANS, SON.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- CARTMAN.

ERIC T. CARTMAN.

[dramatic music]

♪

- DEDICATED. PATRIOTIC.TIRELESS.

THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMENOF THE U.S. BORDER PATROL.

THEY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK

PROTECTING AMERICA'SPROSPERITY.

THEY ARE THE FRONT LINEIN MAKING SURE

MEXICANS STAY HERE AND WORK.

THE BORDER PATROL ISUNCOMPROMISING,

DILIGENT, AND COOL.

THEY WILL DEFEND, ARREST,AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

LET THE MEXICANS KNOWTHAT THEY ARE WAY BETTER OFF

HERE IN UNITED STATES.