YOU VOLUNTEERS ARE THE KEYTO KEEPING THIS COUNTRY SAFE
AND PROSPEROUS.
EVERY DAY,MORE AND MORE MEXICANS
ARE TRYING TO GETPAST THIS FENCE
AND GO BACKTO THEIR HOMES IN MEXICO.
AS BORDER PATROL OFFICERS,
OUR DUTYIS TO STOP MEXICANS
FROM CROSSING THE BORDER.
WE DON'T NEED TO WORRYABOUT THE SEMANTICS
OF WHICH DIRECTIONTHEY'RE GOING.
WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TOSTOP 'EM!
MARCUS?
- THE STANDARD ISSUEBORDER PATROL WEAPON
IS THE P-29 STUN BATON.
IT CARRIES A 4,000-WATT CHARGE
AND IS YOUR BEST OPTION FORENFORCING BORDER PATROL LAW.
- THIS IS GONNA BESO FUCKIN' SWEET.
- THE BATON IS NON-LETHAL,BUT POWERFUL--
- HEY, WE GOT SOME!MEXICANS AT 2:00!
- LET'S GET READY, RECRUITS!
MUST BE A COUPLE DOZENOF 'EM.
- DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTBA BA BA BA DOOT.
- THIS IS THE U.S.BORDER PATROL.
STOP WHERE YOU ARE.
TURN AROUNDAND GET BACK TO WORK.
- THERE'S TOO MANY OF 'EM.WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP!
[baton powering up]
[electricity crackling]
- YOU'RE PRETTY GOODAT STOPPIN' MEXICANS, SON.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- CARTMAN.
ERIC T. CARTMAN.
[dramatic music]
♪
- DEDICATED. PATRIOTIC.TIRELESS.
THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMENOF THE U.S. BORDER PATROL.
THEY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK
PROTECTING AMERICA'SPROSPERITY.
THEY ARE THE FRONT LINEIN MAKING SURE
MEXICANS STAY HERE AND WORK.
THE BORDER PATROL ISUNCOMPROMISING,
DILIGENT, AND COOL.
THEY WILL DEFEND, ARREST,AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
LET THE MEXICANS KNOWTHAT THEY ARE WAY BETTER OFF
HERE IN UNITED STATES.
Border Patrol
The Last of the Meheecans s15e09
Cartman learns he has a natural talent for protecting America's border.

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