YOU VOLUNTEERS ARE THE KEYTO KEEPING THIS COUNTRY SAFE
EVERY DAY,MORE AND MORE MEXICANS
ARE TRYING TO GETPAST THIS FENCE
AND GO BACKTO THEIR HOMES IN MEXICO.
AS BORDER PATROL OFFICERS,
OUR DUTYIS TO STOP MEXICANS
FROM CROSSING THE BORDER.
WE DON'T NEED TO WORRYABOUT THE SEMANTICS
OF WHICH DIRECTIONTHEY'RE GOING.
WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TOSTOP 'EM!
- THE STANDARD ISSUEBORDER PATROL WEAPON
IS THE P-29 STUN BATON.
IT CARRIES A 4,000-WATT CHARGE
AND IS YOUR BEST OPTION FORENFORCING BORDER PATROL LAW.
- THIS IS GONNA BESO FUCKIN' SWEET.
- THE BATON IS NON-LETHAL,BUT POWERFUL--
- HEY, WE GOT SOME!MEXICANS AT 2:00!
- LET'S GET READY, RECRUITS!
MUST BE A COUPLE DOZENOF 'EM.
- DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTBA BA BA BA DOOT.
- THIS IS THE U.S.BORDER PATROL.
STOP WHERE YOU ARE.
TURN AROUNDAND GET BACK TO WORK.
- THERE'S TOO MANY OF 'EM.WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP!
[baton powering up]
- YOU'RE PRETTY GOODAT STOPPIN' MEXICANS, SON.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
ERIC T. CARTMAN.
- DEDICATED. PATRIOTIC.TIRELESS.
THESE ARE THE MEN AND WOMENOF THE U.S. BORDER PATROL.
THEY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK
THEY ARE THE FRONT LINEIN MAKING SURE
MEXICANS STAY HERE AND WORK.
THE BORDER PATROL ISUNCOMPROMISING,
DILIGENT, AND COOL.
THEY WILL DEFEND, ARREST,AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
LET THE MEXICANS KNOWTHAT THEY ARE WAY BETTER OFF
HERE IN UNITED STATES.
Cartman learns he has a natural talent for protecting America's border.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Cartman and his team protect their base against the Meheecans.x CLOSE
Lost in the snow, Butters tries to find his way back to the border.x CLOSE
Mantequilla finds the comfort of a new home.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers that Butters has yet to cross the border.x CLOSE
Butters tries out his new present and breaks into song.x CLOSE
The Ripples drop off Butters, so he can be back with his own kind.x CLOSE
Mantequilla starts a movement for Mexicans to return home.x CLOSE
The U.S. Border Patrol watches as Mexicans flood back home.x CLOSE
Mexicans flee the U.S. in hordes, as Cartman steps up his border patrol game.x CLOSE
Butters wakes up in Mexico to a crowd of adoring fans.x CLOSE