- ALL RIGHT, YA'LL,KEEP YER EYES PEELED
AND YER GUNS READY.
THERE'S A HEAP OF MEXICANSOUT THERE
WHO WANT NOTHING MORETHAN TO SNEAK PAST OUR BORDER,
AND WE GOTTA STOP 'EM!
- ERIC, YOU WANNA SAY HITO GRANDPA?
- NOT NOW, MOM! WE'RE PLAYINGTEXANS VERSUS MEXICANS, GAH!
ALL RIGHT, PATROL,Y'ALL KNOW THE DRILL.
NOT ONE MEXICANIS TO GET PAST THIS BORDER.
NOT A SINGLE ONE!YEE-HAW!
- FELLOW MEHEECANS!
THIS TIME, WE'RE GONNA TRYRUSHING THE TEXANS
FROM THE LEFT SIDE!
DO NOT GIVE UP HOPE,
FOR I AM MANTEQUILLA!
VIVA LA MEHEECO!
- UH, BUTTERS, I THINKWE'RE GONNA GO BACK
TO KYLE BEING TEAM LEADER.
- AW, I'M NOT A GOOD MEHEECAN?
- YOU'RE A GREAT MEHEECAN,BUTTERS,
BUT MAYBE JUST NOTA LEADER OF MEHEECO.
- LOOK GUYS, ALL WE NEEDTO DO IS SPLIT UP
AND APPLY SOMEGOOD DIVERSION TACTICS.
WE'LL USE THE TEXANSEMOTIONS AGAINST THEM.
- DEEET DEEET DEEETDO DO DO DO!
DEEET DEEET DEEETDO DO DO DO!
[robotic voice]SCANNING FOR MEXICANS.
DEEET DEEET DEEETDO DO DO DO, DEET--AH!
WE'VE GOT A MEXICAN!
- HEY, TEXANS!
LET ME THROUGH!WE WANT A TREATY!
- HE'S TRYINGA SIMPLE DIVERSION TACTIC.
THINKS WE'RE STUPID.HA HA!
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DOBETTER THAN THAT, MEXICAN!
- BETTER THAN BEINGA FAT-ASS TEXAN!
- HEY!JUST BECAUSE I'M TEXAN
DOESN'T MEAN I'M FAT!
- NO, YOU'RE FATTO BEGIN WITH, CHUBBY.
NOW YOU'RE TEXAN TOO.
- OH, YEAH?OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU'REA FUCKIN' JEW, KYLE!
AND NOW YOU'RE A MEXICAN JEW!
YOU DIRTY NO GOOD MEXIJEW!
LET'S JUST SEE YOU TRY AND--- BASE!
WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU DOING?
YOU JUST LET A MEXICANTHROUGH!
- I WAS ENTHRALLEDWITH THE DIALOGUE EXCHANGE.
- YEAH, WELL YOU ALL NEED TOSTAY FOCUSED, GOD DAMN IT!
IF YOU LET YOURSELVES GETDISTRACTED FOR EVEN ONE MINUTE,
WE'RE GONNA BE OVERRUN WITHTHESE JOBLESS, NO GOOD--
- BASE!- DUDE!
HOW DID HE GET PASTTHE FENCE, CRAIG?
- I DIDN'T HEAR HIM COMINGWITH ALL YOUR SCREAMING.
- NOBODY'S FUCKINGSCREAMING, CRAIG!
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
- B-BASE!- OH, GOD!
- SO--SO THEN--SO THEN THE POPE SAYS,
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD GOCHECK THE TOILET!"
- HEY, HEY, I GOT ONE.
WHY DO GIRLS WEAR MAKEUPAND PERFUME?
- 'CAUSE THEY'RE UGLYAND THEY STINK.
- CARTMAN, STOP POUTINGTHAT YOU LOST THE GAME.
- I'M NOT POUTING!
I'VE JUST HEARDALL THESE JOKES BEFORE.
- SO THEN DON'T HAVEA SLUMBER PARTY
IF YOU'RE GONNA BEAN ASSHOLE ALL NIGHT.
- AT LEAST I HAVEAN ASSHOLE, KYLE!
Texans vs. Mexicans
Cartman and his team protect their base against the Meheecans.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Cartman and his team protect their base against the Meheecans.x CLOSE
Lost in the snow, Butters tries to find his way back to the border.x CLOSE
Mantequilla finds the comfort of a new home.x CLOSE
Cartman discovers that Butters has yet to cross the border.x CLOSE
Butters tries out his new present and breaks into song.x CLOSE
The Ripples drop off Butters, so he can be back with his own kind.x CLOSE
Mantequilla starts a movement for Mexicans to return home.x CLOSE
The U.S. Border Patrol watches as Mexicans flood back home.x CLOSE
Mexicans flee the U.S. in hordes, as Cartman steps up his border patrol game.x CLOSE
Butters wakes up in Mexico to a crowd of adoring fans.x CLOSE