THERE IS A REBELLIONIN OUR MIDST,
AND IT MUST BE SQUASHED OUT.
WE HAVE TO PUT AN ENDTO CARTMAN BURGERS.
- AT KFC, WE'VE SEENA 50% DROP IN SALES.
- IT'S WORSE AT PIZZA HUT.
CARTMAN BURGERSCHOKED OUT THE MARKET.
- WHAT MAKES THEM SO GOOD?
FOR WHATEVER REASON,THESE CARTMAN BURGERS
SATISFY THE TASTE CRAVINGSFOR ALL OF OUR RESTAURANTS.
- THERE LIES THE SECRET.
- IT'S THE CHEMICAL COMPOUNDSOF ALL OUR FLAVORS.
PIZZA HUT, BURGER KING,KFC, ALL SOMEHOW
INFUSED INTO ONE BURGER.
- IT'S AS IFHE'S SOMEHOW TAKING
ALL THE INGREDIENTSOF OUR FOOD,
BREAKING THEM DOWNINTO SOME KIND OF GAS,
AND THEN SOMEHOW INFUSINGTHAT GAS IN TO HIS HAMBURGER.
WHAT KIND OF INSTRUMENTCOULD HE BE USING TO DO THIS?
- IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SOME KINDOF SUPER DUTCH OVEN.
- BUT A DUTCH OVENWITH GREATER TECHNOLOGY
THAN WE'VE EVER SEEN.
- AH! UGH!
What Makes Them So Good?!?
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.
Stan wakes up in the new apartment, but still seems kinda crappy.x CLOSE
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks with Stan about his depressing attitude.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the poster child for Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude.x CLOSE
Stan joins the Asperger's treatment group.x CLOSE
Cartman Burger is born. Meanwhile, Stan learns more about his condition.x CLOSE
Stan gets plugged into the "real world" and visits Kyle at his new job.x CLOSE
Stan returns to the treatment group to learn more.x CLOSE
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.x CLOSE