- NEXT ORDER, PLEASE.
GET YOUR CARTMAN BURGERSHERE, FRESH AND FLAVORFUL.
- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVEHOW YUMMY THESE ARE.
- THERE YOU GO, MOLLY.AND A BAG OF CHIPS.
- HOW WE DOINGON THOSE PATTIES, JEW?
- ABOUT THREE MINUTES, FAT ASS.- NICE.
- JEEZ, WE'RE OUT OFFINISHED BURGERS AGAIN, ERIC.
WE NEED MORE.- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I THINK ANOTHER BATCHIS JUST FINISHING OFF
IN OUR TOP SECRETFLAVOR ENHANCER.
- DUDE, COME ON, CARTMAN.
AS EMPLOYEES, DON'T YOU THINKWE SHOULD GET TO SEE
WHAT THE FINAL SECRETFLAVOR ENHANCER IS?
- I'M SORRY, KYLE,BUT IF WE COMPROMISE
OUR FINAL COOKING PROCESS,
THEN OUR PATENTED FLAVORWILL BE EVERYWHERE,
AND WE'LL HAVE TO GO BACKTO SCHOOL.
NOW LET ME GETTHOSE HAMBURGERS.
- ALL RIGHT,THESE ARE GOOD TO GO.
- ALL RIGHT, IS HE READYTO BE SENT IN?
- HE'S READY.
BETA LEVELS ARE NORMAL.
- WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
- WE'RE THE SECRET SOCIETYOF CYNICS.
[exhales] EVERYTHING LOOKSLIKE SHIT TO YOU, RIGHT?
WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU
THAT YOU ARE SEEING THE WORLDTHE WAY IT ACTUALLY IS?
- THE WORLD AROUND US HASALL COMPLETELY TURNED TO SHIT,
BUT ALIENS ARE PUTTING OUTA BRAIN WAVE
THAT KEEPS MOST PEOPLE SEEINGA FALSE REALITY.
- OR ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE.WHATEVER.
THE POINT IS,THEY NEED TO KEEP EVERYONE
IN A BLISSFUL STATE OFIGNORANCE.
- YEAH, EVERYTHING USED TO BEAWESOME AND COOL,
BUT NOW EVERYTHING'SGONE TO SHIT,
AND NOBODY KNOWS EXCEPT US.
- BECAUSE OF ALIENS?
- OR GENETICALLY ALTEREDHUMANS.
WHATEVER, [bleep] YOU.
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THATYOU ARE THE KEY
TO BRINGINGTHIS WHOLE THING DOWN.
THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE,BUT THEY WON'T BE EXPECTING YOU.
ARE YOU READY TO GO BACK INTOTHE ILLUSIONARY WORLD
YOU ONCE LIVED IN?
- YEAH, I'M READY.- LET'S SEND HIM IN.
The Secret Society of Cynics
Cartman Burger is born. Meanwhile, Stan learns more about his condition.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Stan wakes up in the new apartment, but still seems kinda crappy.x CLOSE
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks with Stan about his depressing attitude.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the poster child for Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude.x CLOSE
Stan joins the Asperger's treatment group.x CLOSE
Cartman Burger is born. Meanwhile, Stan learns more about his condition.x CLOSE
Stan gets plugged into the "real world" and visits Kyle at his new job.x CLOSE
Stan returns to the treatment group to learn more.x CLOSE
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.x CLOSE