ABOUT ASPERGER'S SYNDROME,MRS. MARSH.
ALL THE PATIENTS HERESHOW THE SAME
SOCIAL AWKWARDNESSTHAT YOUR SON EXHIBITS.
GOOD MORNING,MR. MATHERS.
- [exhales] IT'S AS IFTHEY ALL HAVE AN INABILITY
TO DISTINGUISH FROMWHAT IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
AND WHAT IS NOT.
WE'VE GOT A NEW PATIENT,MARTIN.
I WANT TO YOU MEET STAN.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- HERE AT THE TREATMENT CENTER,OUR FOCUS IS ON AWARENESS.
ASPERGER'S IS SERIOUS,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,BECAUSE OF ITS NAME,
PEOPLE THINK IT'S A DISEASETO BE MADE FUN OF.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,LET'S HAVE A SEAT.
OH, WE'LL BE DONE ATABOUT 5:00 P.M., MRS. MARSH.
I'LL CALLIF IT'S ANY EARLIER.
- OH, RIGHT.
GOOD-BYE, STAN.I LOVE YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, ARE WE CLEAR?
- WE'RE CLEAR.
- WATCH THAT WINDOW, PUCK.
EVERYONE MAKE SURETHIS ROOM ISN'T BUGGED.
ALL RIGHT, STAN, LISTEN UP.WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
YOU'VE BEEN TOLDASPERGER'S IS REAL.
IT'S JUST A FRONTTHAT WE USE TO STAY HIDDEN.
- WAIT, IT'S NOTA REAL ILLNESS?
- OF COURSE NOT!
IF THERE WAS A SOCIALDEVELOPMENT DISEASE
YOU WOULDN'TCALL IT "ASS BURGERS".
THAT'S JUST--THAT'S JUST MEAN.
THERE'S A BIG WARGOING ON OUT THERE, STAN,
AND WE WANT TO YOUJOIN OUR FIGHT
TO BRING IT ALL DOWN.
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT DOING THIS.
- YOU HAVE BROKEN THROUGHTHEIR REALITY
AND THEY DON'T LIKE IT.
OTHERS DESERVE TO KNOWTHE TRUTH.
YOU SEE EVERYTHING AS SHIT,DON'T YOU?
WHERE OTHER PEOPLE SEE FUNMOVIES AND HEAR COOL MUSIC,
ALL YOU SEE AND HEARIS SHIT.
AM I RIGHT?
- SO DO WE.ALL OF US HERE.
WE KNOW THE TRUTH, TOO.
- WE FOUND WAYTO MAKE IT STOP, STAN.
NOW ARE YOU INTERESTEDOR NOT?
A New Patient
Stan joins the Asperger's treatment group.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Stan wakes up in the new apartment, but still seems kinda crappy.x CLOSE
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks with Stan about his depressing attitude.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the poster child for Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude.x CLOSE
Stan joins the Asperger's treatment group.x CLOSE
Cartman Burger is born. Meanwhile, Stan learns more about his condition.x CLOSE
Stan gets plugged into the "real world" and visits Kyle at his new job.x CLOSE
Stan returns to the treatment group to learn more.x CLOSE
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.x CLOSE