OR FOX. OR WHATEVER.[bleep] YOU.
- THE FIRST DOCUMENTEDCASE OF A CHILD
FROM SCHOOL VACCINATIONS
HAS PUT THE GOVERNMENTIN A TIGHT SPOT.
AS PRESS CONFERENCE TODAY,THE MEDIA HEARD
FROM THE YOUNG BOY'S FATHER,STEAMY RAY VAUGHN.
- IT'S PRETTY SHITTY
WHEN YOU WORK SO HARDTO BE A GREAT PARENT,
AND THEN THE GOVERNMENTCOMES ALONG
AND WITH ONE SHOTTURNS YOUR CHILD
INTO A MENTALLYINCAPACITATED FREAK!
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM!
HE'S DISINTERESTED,DEPRESSED, SELF LOATHING.
IT'S MOST LIKELY THE REASON
HIS MOTHER AND IGOT DIVORCED.
- IN RESPONSETO THE EMBARRASSMENT,
THE PRESIDENTOF THE UNITED STATES
HAS PASSED STAN'S BILL,
PUTTING AN END TO MANDATEDSCHOOL VACCINATIONS.
- MR. PRESIDENT,THE BILL READY.
- JUST SIGN RIGHT HERE,MR. PRESIDENT.
- AND IF YOU COULD JUSTSIGN THIS ONE
AS WELL, MR. PRESIDENT.
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- IT IS YET UNKNOWNIF ANY OTHER CHILDREN
HAVE CONTRACTED ASPERGER'SFROM THE VACCINATIONS,
BUT IF SO,MULTIMILLION DOLLAR LAWSUITS
ARE PROBABLYNOT FAR BEHIND.
Stan becomes the poster child for Asperger's Syndrome.
Stan wakes up in the new apartment, but still seems kinda crappy.x CLOSE
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks with Stan about his depressing attitude.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the poster child for Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude.x CLOSE
Stan joins the Asperger's treatment group.x CLOSE
Cartman Burger is born. Meanwhile, Stan learns more about his condition.x CLOSE
Stan gets plugged into the "real world" and visits Kyle at his new job.x CLOSE
Stan returns to the treatment group to learn more.x CLOSE
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.x CLOSE