- OH, SHUT UP, CARTMAN.
YOU DON'T KNOWWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
- OH, YEAH?I SAW IT ON THE NEWS, KYLE.
THE SCHOOL IS GOING TOMAKE US ALL GET SHOTS AGAIN,
BUT THIS TIME IT'S SO THAT WEDON'T GET WARTS IN OUR VAGINAS.
- [mumbling] ARE YOU SERIOUS?- YEP.
- THAT'S ONLY A VACCINATIONFOR GIRLS, STUPID.
- THEN WHY ARE THEY SAYING THATGETTING VACCINATED AT SCHOOL
IS GONNA MAKE USALL RETARDED?
- BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINKVACCINATIONS CAN GIVE YOU AUTISM
OR ASPERGER'S.- WAIT. WHAT?
- THAT'S WHAT THEY'RETALKING ABOUT ON THE NEWS.
- WAIT, THERE'S A DISEASECALLED ASS BURGERS?
- YES!- YOU ARE SO LYING!
THERE IS NO DISEASECALLED [bleep] ASS BURGERS.
- YOU WANT TO BET?LET'S GO ASK MY DAD RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY, YOU'RE ON, JEW!
- AND SO, CHILDREN,AT NOON TODAY,
ALL THE GIRLS WILL GOTO THE GYMNASIUM
FOR THEIR VACCINATIONS
AND BOYS WILL HEAD ON OUTTO RECESS.
- DO THE GIRLS GET THEIR SHOTSRIGHT IN THE VAGINA?
- NO, BUTTERS,THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
- MR. GARRISON,THESE THREE BOYS
WERE CAUGHT PLAYING HOOKY.
- DID YOU GUYS KNOW
THERE'S ACTUALLY A DISEASECALLED ASS BURGERS?
- SIT DOWN, BOYS.WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.
RIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUTVAGINAL WARTS.
- THIS ISN'T FAIR!
HOW CAN THE SCHOOL MAKE USGET VACCINATED?
- YOU MEAN LITTLE HAMBURGERSGROW IN YOUR BUTTHOLE?
- THAT'S RIGHT.IT'S A BUTT FUNGUS.
- I DON'T WANT BURGERSCOMING OUT OF MY BUTT.
- GOD, SHUT UP!
EVERYONE,JUST SHUT THE [bleep] UP!
There's A Disease Called Ass Burgers?
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.
Stan wakes up in the new apartment, but still seems kinda crappy.x CLOSE
The boys talk about Vaccination Day at school, and Stan's finally had enough.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey talks with Stan about his depressing attitude.x CLOSE
Stan becomes the poster child for Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to get diagnosed, while Kyle and Wendy discuss Stan's attitude.x CLOSE
Stan joins the Asperger's treatment group.x CLOSE
Cartman Burger is born. Meanwhile, Stan learns more about his condition.x CLOSE
Stan gets plugged into the "real world" and visits Kyle at his new job.x CLOSE
Stan returns to the treatment group to learn more.x CLOSE
The Fast Food Organizations get together to put a stop to Cartman Burger.x CLOSE