- DUDE, WE DON'T WANT TOHANG OUT WITH YOU ANYMORE!
GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!
- DUDE,YOU'VE--YOU'VE CHANGED.
- I HAVEN'T CHANGED.THE WORLD HAS.
DON'T YOU SEE IT?- NO! AND I DON'T WANT TO.
LOOK, STAN, MAYBE WE SHOULDJUST--[flatulence]
- YOU DON'T GET IT, SHARON!YOU NEVER HAVE!
AND THAT'S SUPPOSEDTO BE MY FAULT?
- YES, IT IS YOUR FAULT,RANDY, BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHILD!
- WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSEIS GOING ON IN THERE?
- SOUNDS LIKESTEAMY RAY VAUGHN
IS GOING AT IT WITH HIS WIFE
OVER STEAMY NICKS.
- YOU SUREYOU WANT TO DO THIS?
- WE'VE GOT TO NOW.
IF THEY'RE FIGHTING,
IT'S OUR BEST CHANCETO SAVE THEM BRITCHES.
- YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME!
FIRST, YOU'RE OBSESSEDWITH BASEBALL FIGHTS!
THEN YOU NEEDTO PLAY WARCRAFT!
THEN YOU'VE GOTTABE A CELEBRITY CHEF!
- WHY CAN'T YOU EVERJUST SUPPORT ME?
- SUPPORT WHAT?
ANOTHER STUPIDDREAM OF YOURS?
- FACE IT, SHARON,OUR SON TURNED TEN
AND YOU FEEL OLD.
- WHAT DOES OUR SONTURNING TEN
HAVE TO DO WITH YOUMAKING THE SAME MISTAKES
AGAIN AND AGAIN?
- BECAUSE I'M UNHAPPY, OKAY?
I HAVE BEEN UNHAPPYFOR A LONG TIME!
- I'M UNHAPPY TOO.
WE BOTH ARE, OBVIOUSLY.
HOW MUCH LONGERCAN WE KEEP DOING THIS?
IT'S LIKE THE SAME SHITJUST HAPPENS OVER AND OVER,
AND THEN IN A WEEKIT JUST ALL RESETS
UNTIL IT HAPPENS AGAIN.
EVERY WEEK IT'S KIND OFTHE SAME STORY
IN A DIFFERENT WAY,
BUT IT JUST KEEPS GETTINGMORE AND MORE RIDICULOUS.
- COME ON, BRITCHES,WE'RE SETTING YOU FREE.
- I DON'T KNOW IF I'VE CHANGEDOR YOU HAVE.
I JUST FEEL LIKE I MIGHT NOTHAVE A WHOLE LOT OF TIME LEFT,
AND I WANT TO ENJOY IT.
- I WANT TO ENJOY IT, TOO,
BUT I CAN'T FAKE ITANYMORE.
YOU JUST SEEMKIND OF SHITTY TO ME.
- YOU KIND OF SEEM SHITTYTO ME TOO.
- PEOPLE GET OLDER, RANDY.
PEOPLE GROW APART.
I'm Unhappy, OK?!
The boys ditch Stan, while Sharon and Randy realize they've grown apart.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Stan celebrates his 10th birthday with all the boys.x CLOSE
Randy and Sharon argue over the "quality" of the boys' music.x CLOSE
Randy bumps his first Tween Wave album, while the rest of South Park shares their opinion on the trend.x CLOSE
The parents try to educate the kids on "real" music. Meanwhile, Stan starts to hear Tween Wave...differently.x CLOSE
Stan reveals his true feelings about Tween Wave.x CLOSE
The Doctor gives his diagnosis on Stan's condition.x CLOSE
Sharon chastises Randy over his new obsession with Tween Wave.x CLOSE
In his debut performance, Randy unleashes a little "Rattlesnake" in his britches.x CLOSE
Stan's condition puts a damper on a day out with the boys.x CLOSE
Randy performs with a special guest.x CLOSE