THAT I REALLY LIKEDA YEAR AGO
AND IT SOUNDED LIKE SHITTO ME.
- UH-HUH.AND WHAT ABOUT FOOD?
ARE SOME OF THE THINGSYOU THOUGHT TASTED GOOD
TASTING LIKE SHITTO YOU NOW TOO?
- YEAH! I USED TO LOVETHESE POP ROCK THINGS,
AND I TRIED THEMTHE OTHER DAY,
AND I THOUGHTTHEY TASTED LIKE SHIT!
- THIS SAYS YOU HADA BIRTHDAY RECENTLY?
- I JUST TURNED TEN.- WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.
YOU SEE, STAN,AS YOU GET OLDER,
YOUR EARDRUMS, TASTE BUDS,ALL THAT STUFF
DEVELOPS AND CHANGES.
- SO THIS IS NORMAL?- IT'S VERY NORMAL.
LET'S JUST DOA QUICK EAR EXAM.
I'M GONNA PLAYSOME TWEEN WAVE MUSIC
AND YOU TELL MEWHAT YOU HEAR.
WHAT'S THAT SOUND LIKETO YOU?
- SOUNDS LIKE SHIT.- UH-HUH.
NOW I'M GONNA PLAY YOUSOME GOOD OLD BOB DYLAN.
- ♪ FEEL LIKE I--[flatulence] ♪
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT TOO.
- WAIT, THIS SOUNDSLIKE SHIT TO YOU?
- ♪ HEY, FELLA
- YEAH, DUDE, IT'S JUST SHIT.
- WELL, THAT'S VERY STRANGE.[music stops]
HMM. I'M GONNA TRYSOMETHING ELSE.
LOOK AT THESE TWO PICTURES.
ONE OF THEM IS AN AD
FOR KEVIN JAMES'NEW MOVIE THE ZOOKEEPER
AND THE OTHERIS A TURD IN A MICROWAVE.
WHICH ONE IS THE ADFOR THE ZOOKEEPER?
- THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME.
- YOU DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCEIN THE PICTURES?
- THAT IS AN ADFOR THE ZOOKEEPER
AND THAT IS A TURDABOUT TO BE REHEATED.
- THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE TURDSABOUT TO BE REHEATED TO ME.
- OH, DEAR, I THINK I KNOWWHAT THIS IS.
YOU SEE, STAN,AS YOU GET OLDER,
THINGS THAT YOU USED TO LIKE
START LOOKINGAND SOUNDING LIKE SHIT,
AND THINGS THAT SEEMEDSHITTY AS A CHILD
DON'T SEEM AS SHITTY.
WITH YOU, SOMEHOW,THE WIRES HAVE GOTTEN CROSSED
AND EVERYTHING LOOKSAND SOUNDS LIKE SHIT TO YOU.
IT'S A CONDITION CALLEDBEING A CYNICAL ASSHOLE.
- OH, NO.- YES.
AND THERE IS NO KNOWN CURE,I'M AFRAID.
EVERYTHING JUST SEEMS SHITTY,
AND EVERYONESTARTS TO SEEM SHITTY,
AND EVERYTHING THEY SAYJUST STARTS TO...
Turd In A Microwave
The Doctor gives his diagnosis on Stan's condition.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Stan celebrates his 10th birthday with all the boys.x CLOSE
Randy and Sharon argue over the "quality" of the boys' music.x CLOSE
Randy bumps his first Tween Wave album, while the rest of South Park shares their opinion on the trend.x CLOSE
The parents try to educate the kids on "real" music. Meanwhile, Stan starts to hear Tween Wave...differently.x CLOSE
Stan reveals his true feelings about Tween Wave.x CLOSE
The Doctor gives his diagnosis on Stan's condition.x CLOSE
Sharon chastises Randy over his new obsession with Tween Wave.x CLOSE
In his debut performance, Randy unleashes a little "Rattlesnake" in his britches.x CLOSE
Stan's condition puts a damper on a day out with the boys.x CLOSE
Randy performs with a special guest.x CLOSE