YOU HAVE TO TRY AND UNDERSTAND
THAT HE CAN'T HELPWHAT HE'S DOING, OFFICER.
HE PROBABLY HAS NO MEMORYOF IT AT ALL.
- WELL, AT LEAST EVERYTHINGIS ACCOUNTED FOR.
THANK GOD YOU CAMEWHEN YOU DID, DR. JANUS.
- BREAKING INTO A STORE,BUTTERS?
WHAT ARE YOU?
- WELL, I SUPPOSETHERE'S NO NEED FOR JAIL,
MR. AND MRS. STOTCH,
SO LONG AS YOUGROUND YOUR SON.
- OH, WE'LL GROUND THE SHITOUT OF HIM, DETECTIVE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- UH, HELLO.
- YOU GET THE [bleep]OUT OF MY PLACE!
- OKAY, HOLD ON,HOLD ON, PLEASE.
I'M SORRY, OKAY,I SORRY.
I ADMIT IT,I [bleep] YOU AT THE ASSEMBLY.
HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME TOGETHER
DO AN ASIAN DIVERSITYFESTIVAL.
- GET THE [bleep] OUTBEFORE I CALL POLICE!
- PLEASE, I ADMITTING IT,OKAY?
I [bleep] YOU AT ASSEMBLY.
THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.IT WAS VERY SNEAKY.
KIND OF LIKE PEARL HARBOR,OKAY?
THAT WASA LITTLE SNEAKY, TOO, HUH?
PEARL HARBOR KIND OF SNEAKY.
I THINK WE CAN ALL BEA LITTLE SNEAKY SOMETIMES.
BUT THAT SNEAKY CHINESE MAN,HE'S GONE.
OKAY, IF WE CAN HAVEASIAN DIVERSITY FESTIVAL,
THEN WE NO LONGERHAVE TO DEAL
WITH RACIAL STEREOTYPES.
- AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT,
I WILL TRUST YOUONE MORE TIME.
BUT THIS TIME, YOU BETTER NOTRUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
WHEN YOU TURN AROUNDTO WALK AWAY.
- OKAY.SEE YOU TOMORROW.
AND AT THATASIAN DIVERSITY DAY,
YOU'RE GONNA GETA LITTLE SURPRISE,
YOU JAPANESE DOG.
We Can All Be Sneaky
Butters gets into more trouble, as Lu Kim plans an Asian Diversity Festival.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Butters informs Mr. Lu Kim about South Park's new sushi restaurant.x CLOSE
Lu Kim confronts the owner of City Sushi.x CLOSE
Concerned over Butters' mental state, his parents take him to a therapist.x CLOSE
The turf war kicks up a notch, while Butters' mental state worsens.x CLOSE
Lu Kim and the City Sushi Guy agree to settle their differences.x CLOSE
Butters sits down with Dr. Janus to sort out his mental issues.x CLOSE
Searching for answers, Butters videotapes his sleep patterns.x CLOSE
Lu Kim and the City Sushi Guy hold an Asian Diversity Assembly.x CLOSE
After Butters confronts Dr. Janus, he has another episode.x CLOSE
Butters gets into more trouble, as Lu Kim plans an Asian Diversity Festival.x CLOSE