- SIR, DOES THIS MAILMANBELONG TO YOU?
- THAT'S MY SON.IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?
- THERE'S BEENAN ASIAN TURF WAR, SIR,
AND YOUR SON APPEARSTO HAVE CAUSED IT.
- WHAT?AN ASIAN TURF WAR?
BUTTERS, YOU ARE GROUNDED!
- BUT, SIR, I WAS JUSTHANDING OUT COUPONS FOR--
- DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!
- WE'LL SEND A BILLFOR THE DAMAGES,
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
PLEASE KEEP A CLOSER EYEON YOUR CHILD, SIR.
- GO UP TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- BUTTERS STARTEDAN ASIAN TURF WAR.
- OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT BOY?
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S CLEARIT ISN'T OUR PARENTING.
HE MUST HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS.
I THINK WE BETTER HAVE HIMCHECKED OUT, LINDA.
- WELL, DR. JANUS?
- I'M AFRAIDI HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
YOUR SON IS SUFFERING FROMMULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.
- THERE ARE SEVERALDISTINCT PERSONALITIES
GOING ON IN THERE.
ONE IS NAMED POSTMAN BUTTERS.
AND YET ANOTHERIS FIREMAN BUTTERS.
AND THEN THERE'SEVEN INSPECTOR BUTTERS
AND A PROFESSOR CHAOS.
- OH, MY GOD!
- FROM WHAT I GATHER,HE SEEMS TO
MOSTLY JUMP IN AND OUTOF PERSONALITIES
WHEN HE'S OUTSIDE PLAYING.
SOMETIMES HE'S A COWBOY
AND OTHER TIMESHE'S AN INDIAN.
AND THE TWO SEEM TO BEIN CONSTANT ODDS.
- OH, POOR BUTTERS![crying]
- DOCTOR, WHAT CAN WE DO?SHOULD WE GROUND HIM?
- NO, I DON'T THINKGROUNDING HIM
WOULD DO MUCH GOODAT THIS POINT.
WHAT YOUR SON NEEDS NOW
IS LOTS OF TENDERLOVING MEDICATION.
An Asian Turf War?
Concerned over Butters' mental state, his parents take him to a therapist.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Butters informs Mr. Lu Kim about South Park's new sushi restaurant.x CLOSE
Lu Kim confronts the owner of City Sushi.x CLOSE
Concerned over Butters' mental state, his parents take him to a therapist.x CLOSE
The turf war kicks up a notch, while Butters' mental state worsens.x CLOSE
Lu Kim and the City Sushi Guy agree to settle their differences.x CLOSE
Butters sits down with Dr. Janus to sort out his mental issues.x CLOSE
Searching for answers, Butters videotapes his sleep patterns.x CLOSE
Lu Kim and the City Sushi Guy hold an Asian Diversity Assembly.x CLOSE
After Butters confronts Dr. Janus, he has another episode.x CLOSE
Butters gets into more trouble, as Lu Kim plans an Asian Diversity Festival.x CLOSE