FOR BRINGING THE CBAA FRANCHISEHERE TO EA SPORTS.
YOU'VE MADE USA LOT OF MONEY!
- WAIT A MINUTE.
ACCORDING TO THIS, YOU NOWOWN ALL THE RIGHTS
TO CRACK BABY BASKETBALLAND WE GET NOTHING.
- YES, OUR LAWYERSARE DAMN GOOD.
BUT YOU DIDN'T GET NOTHING.
WHY, YOU BOYS GOT EXPERIENCE,DIDN'T YOU?
YOU GOT A CHANCE TO PLAYIN THE BIG LEAGUES.
SURE, WE HERE AT EAMIGHT HAVE MADE ALL THE MONEY,
BUT YOU LITTLE WORKERSHAD A CHANCE
TO MAKE SOMETHIN'OF YOURSELVES.
I'D GIVE YOUSOME FREE VIDEO GAMES,
BUT IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
WE WERE GONNA BUILDAN ORPHANAGE
SO THE CRACK BABIESHAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO!
- OH, WELL...FUCK 'EM.
AND FUCK YOU TOO.
I PISS IN YOUR FACES.
- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVESLASH ISN'T REAL.
- I KNOW.
IT'S MESSING WITH MY HEADSO HARD.
- YOU GUYS, WE'VE JUST BEENSCREWED OVER AND LIED TO!
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
I WAS ALWAYS EXTRA GOODBEFORE MY BIRTHDAY TOO
BECAUSE I WAS TOLD SLASHWOULD COME AND PLAY FOR ME.
- WELL, BOYS, THIS HAS BEENREAL EDUCATIONAL AND ALL,
BUT NOW LET'S PART WITH THATOL' EA SPORTS SAYIN'.
GET THE FUCKOUT OF MY BUILDIN'.
We get NOTHING?!
The CBAA discovers the details of their videogame deal.
The boys get sucked into Sara McLachlan's melodramatic commercial.x CLOSE
Kyle questions Cartman's motives for volunteering.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers what Cartman's crew is really up to.x CLOSE
Cartman recruites Kyle for his latest money making scheme.x CLOSE
Kyle sheds light on his new hustle.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters pay a visit to the home of a future player, while Kyle attempts to explain himself.x CLOSE
Cartman lays out the CBAA rules for Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the University of Colorado to get business advice.x CLOSE
Kyle struggles with the ethics of his new job.x CLOSE
The CBAA tries to book Slash, while Kyle lays out his plans for an orphanage.x CLOSE