- LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU KIDS WANT METO TELL YOU WHERE SLASH LIVES?

- PLEASE, SIR,IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.

- WELL, I'M AFRAIDI CAN'T DO THAT, KIDS.

- BUT WE HAVE A BIG DEALWITH EA SPORTS

THAT DEPENDS ON IT.

- COME ON!

KIDS WRITE TO SLASHEVERY DAY.

BUT IT ALL JUST GOES INTOTHIS BIG PILE OVER HERE.

THE REASON I CAN'T TELL YOUWHERE SLASH LIVES

IS BECAUSEHE DON'T LIVE NOWHERE.

DON'T YA EVER WONDER HOW SLASHCAN BE ALL THOSE PLACES

AT THE SAME TIME?

IT'S BECAUSE HE'S MADE UP.

- DON'T SPOIL ITFOR THE KIDS, MARTY!

IT'S UP TO PARENTS TO DECIDE

WHEN TO TELL THEIR CHILDRENSLASH AIN'T REAL.

[telephone rings]

- HELLO?

- DAD, IS SLASH REALOR MAKE BELIEVE?

- OH, DEAR.CLYDE'S ASKING ABOUT SLASH.

- OOH.WELL, THE DAY HAD TO COME.

- CLYDE, THE TRUTH IS,SLASH ISN'T A PERSON.

HE'S MORE LIKE A FEELINGIN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW?

- SLASH ISN'T REAL.

- GET OUT OF HERE.

- CLYDE, SOMETIMES PEOPLELIKE TO PRETEND

WITH MAKE-BELIEVE CHARACTERS.

HE'S NOT REALLY A LIE.

HE'S LIKE A--- HE'S LIKE LOVE.

PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLDDRESS UP LIKE SLASH

AND HAVE DIFFERENT NAMESFOR SLASH.

THE DUTCH CALL HIM VUNTER SLAUSH.

HE'S MADE UPAND PEOPLE DRESS LIKE HIM

AND PRETEND TO BE HIMTO THEIR KIDS.

- YOUR MOTHER'S DUTCH,YOU KNOW, CLYDE.

HOW DID THAT OL' FOLKSONG GO, HONEY?

- ♪ VUNTER SLAUSH KAPU-SH-KUH ♪

both: ♪ SPEALER IN MEIN SHOON-SKA ♪