YOU WALK UP TO SLASHWHEN HE'S PLAYING AT THE MALL
AND YOU OFFER HIM A DEAL!
- WE MUST HAVEJUST MISSED HIM.
HE WAS PLAYINGAT CHERRY CREEK MALL
AND THEN THE FLATIRONS MALL.
NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO
BECAUSE SLASH IS PLAYINGTHE PAVILION
IN COLORADO SPRINGS
AND THE GIGADOME IN MOSCOWLATER THIS AFTERNOON.
- HOW CAN SLASH BE PLAYINGIN COLORADO SPRINGS
AND MOSCOW AT THE SAME TIME?
- WE DON'T KNOW.HE'S EVERYWHERE.
- LOOK YOU MORONS!
SLASH CLEARLY HASA FAN CLUB, RIGHT?
SO JUST GOTO THE POST OFFICE
AND FIND OUTWHERE THE MAIL GETS SENT,
AND THEN YOU HAVESLASH'S HOME ADDRESS.
- OH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
- YEAH, IT'S A GOOD IDEA,
NOW GO GET US SLASHFOR HALFTIME!
ARE WE THE ONLYTWO INTELLIGENT PEOPLE
IN THIS ENTIRE COMPANY,KYLE?
- ALL RIGHT, CARTMAN,I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKINGABOUT HOW THE COMPANY
IS GOING TO SPEND THE MONEYWE MAKE OFF THE EA SPORTS DEAL.
WE ARE GOING TO USE 30%OF THE MONEY
TO BUILD AN ORPHANAGEFOR THE CRACK BABIES.
- I'VE DESIGNED IT TO BE
THE BEST PLACE FOR THEMTO LIVE.
A PLACE THEY CAN FINALLY
HAVE THE CARE AND HAPPINESSTHEY DESERVE.
AND IF YOU THINKIT'S A BAD IDEA,
I REALLY DON'T CARE!
- OH, MY GOD.
IT'S GENIUS, KYLE!
- THIS IS THE ANSWERTO OUR PROBLEMS!
$300,000 BUILDING,BUT WE BUY OURSELVES
A MILLION DOLLARS WORTHOF GOOD WILL WITH THE PUBLIC!
WE CAN SAY WE GAVEOUR "STUDENT ATHLETES"
A PLACE TO LIVEAND GROW FOR A FEW YEARS!
IT'S LIKE MORAL TEFLON!
I KNEW WE NEEDED A JEWIN THIS COMPANY, KYLE!
Slash is Everywhere
The CBAA tries to book Slash, while Kyle lays out his plans for an orphanage.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The boys get sucked into Sara McLachlan's melodramatic commercial.x CLOSE
Kyle questions Cartman's motives for volunteering.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers what Cartman's crew is really up to.x CLOSE
Cartman recruites Kyle for his latest money making scheme.x CLOSE
Kyle sheds light on his new hustle.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters pay a visit to the home of a future player, while Kyle attempts to explain himself.x CLOSE
Cartman lays out the CBAA rules for Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the University of Colorado to get business advice.x CLOSE
Kyle struggles with the ethics of his new job.x CLOSE
The CBAA tries to book Slash, while Kyle lays out his plans for an orphanage.x CLOSE