- HERE'S THE THING.
WHETHER OR NOTI'M A PART OF IT,
CRACK BABY BASKETBALLIS POPULAR.
SOMEBODY'S GOING TO DO IT.
SO THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TOTRY AND HELP THE SITUATION
IS TO BE INVOLVED IN IT
SO THAT I CAN STEER THINGSIN A DIRECTION
THAT'S MORE BENEFICIAL TOTHE ACTUAL CRACK BABIES.
OH, IT'S SO EASY FOR YOU,ISN'T IT?
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DOEXCEPT LAY THERE
AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DIDAT SCHOOL TODAY
OR WHAT YOU WANNA WATCHON TV TOMORROW.
WELL, SORRY, SKIPPY,
BUT THE WORLD ISN'T ALWAYSBLACK AND WHITE.
JUST BECAUSE SOME PEOPLEARE BORN POORER THAN OTHERS
DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T ENJOYA FEW MCDONALDS FRENCH FRIES
IN A HOT TUB OF GRAVYFROM KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!
- MCDONALDS FRENCH FRIESIN A HOT TUB OF KFC GRAVY?
- IT HAPPENS TO BE CALLEDPOUTINE IN MONTREAL!
[door opens and closes]
Kyle struggles with the ethics of his new job.
The boys get sucked into Sara McLachlan's melodramatic commercial.x CLOSE
Kyle questions Cartman's motives for volunteering.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers what Cartman's crew is really up to.x CLOSE
Cartman recruites Kyle for his latest money making scheme.x CLOSE
Kyle sheds light on his new hustle.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters pay a visit to the home of a future player, while Kyle attempts to explain himself.x CLOSE
Cartman lays out the CBAA rules for Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the University of Colorado to get business advice.x CLOSE
Kyle struggles with the ethics of his new job.x CLOSE
The CBAA tries to book Slash, while Kyle lays out his plans for an orphanage.x CLOSE