FROM ANOTHER PRESTIGIOUSINSTITUTION IS HERE TO SEE YOU.

- A WHAT?SEND HIM IN.

- [Southern accent]HELLO, SIR!

THE NAME IS ERIC P. CARTMAN.

I'M A WELL RESPECTED OWNERIN THE SLAVE TRADE.

- IN THE WHAT?

- MY PEACHES,WHAT A WONDERFUL OFFICE

YOU GOT YOURSELF HERE.

CERTAINLY GOT YOURSELFA LUCRATIVE BUSINESS, DON'T YE?

WELL, LET ME GETRIGHT DOWN TO IT, THEN.

LIKE YOURSELF, I AM ALSOIN THE SLAVE TRADE.

[inhales]

BUT AT THE MOMENT,I FIND MYSELF

IN A LITTLE QUANDARYWITH LEGAL ISSUES.

WAS WONDERIN' IF YOU COULDSHARE SOME SECRETS.

- I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- YOU HAVE SOME MIGHTY STRONGLOOKIN' WORKERS HERE, SIR.

I'D BE WILLIN' TO OFFER YA$40 FOR TWO OF THE WHITE ONES

AND 50 FOR THE BLACKS.

- ARE YOU REFERRINGTO OUR STUDENT ATHLETES?

- STUDENT ATH-O-LETES!

HO HO!THAT IS BRILLIANT, SIR!

NOW WHEN WE SELL THEIRLIKENESS FOR VIDEO GAMES,

HOW DO YOU GET AROUNDPAYING FOR OUR SLAVES--

STUDENT ATH-O-LETES, THEN?

- LOOK, THERE AREGOOD REASONS

WHY OUR STUDENT ATHLETESCANNOT BE PAID, YOUNG MAN!

- I AIN'T ARGUING!

IF THEY GOT PAID,THEN HOW'D WE MAKE

ALL OUR MONEY, RIGHT?

- WE DO NOT OWN SLAVES.

AND WE HAVE NO DESIRETO OWN SLAVES!

- BUT OF COURSEYOU OWN SLAVES

BECAUSE YOU--OH, RIGHT!

AHEM!OF COURSE YOU DON'T HAVE

DESIRE TO OWN SLAVES, SIR.

NEITHER DO I.

AND IF THERE WASANY GOVERNMENT AGENCY

LISTENIN' INON THIS HERE CONVERSATION,

THEY SHOULD KNOWTHAT WE'RE NOT TALKIN'

'BOUT SLAVE OWNERSHIP T'ALL!

[whispering] ALL RIGHT,SO NOW DO YOU GET AROUND

NOT PAYING YOUR SLAVES?

- GET OUT!

THIS ISA PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITY

AND I AM NOT SAYINGONE MORE WORD TO YOU!

- YOU THINK YOU CAN DOWHATEVER YOU WANT

JUST BECAUSE YOUR CORPORATIONIS A UNIVERSITY?

THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDEDON THE IDEALS

THAT ONE CORPORATIONCOULDN'T HOG ALL THE SLAVES

WHILE THE REST OF USWALLOW IN POVERTY!

SCREW YOU, SIR.I'M GOIN' HOME.