- ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO,SATELLITE RADIO ♪
- OH, THERE'S A BIG WAITTO SIT DOWN.
- AH, MR. CARTMAN!
WE HAVE YOUR TABLEWAITING, SIR!
- COME ON.
- WE STARTED WITH TWOCRACK BABIES AND A CAMERA.
BUTTERS DIDALL THE INTERNET STUFF.
WE'VE BUILT UP TO1,000 HITS A DAY.
- JESUS CHRIST.- IT'S AWESOME.
- IT'S THE GOOD LIFE, KYLE.
WE'VE COME HERE EVERY NIGHT
FOR DENNY'SBACONALIA SPECIALS.
- EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!
- LOOK AT THE MENU.
BACON INSIDE PANCAKES,BACON MEATLOAF.
THEY EVEN HAVEA BACON SUNDAE FOR DESERT.
- WE ARE TURNING THIS THING
INTO A LEGITIMATE SPORT,KYLE.
WE'RE GETTING SLASH TO STARTPLAYING AT HALFTIME,
AND EA SPORTS IS OFFERING US
$100,000FOR THE VIDEO GAME RIGHTS.
- ♪ I LIKE THATBOOM BOOM POW ♪
♪ THEM CHICKSBE JACKIN' MY STYLE ♪
♪ THEY TRY AND COPYMY SWAGGER ♪
♪ I'M ON THE NEXT SHIT NOW
- WE'VE GOTA CONSTANT FLOW OF ATHLETES
THAT NEVER DRIES UP, KYLE.
AND BEST OF ALL,IT'S ALL CHARITY,
SO IT'S TAX FREE.
- ♪ THAT FUTUREBOOM, BOOM, BOOM ♪
- WE'LL PUT YOUR OFFICERIGHT HERE, KYLE.
ALL OF SOUTH PARK WALKING BY,LOOKING UP AT YOU.
- AND IT ACTUALLY HELPSTHE CRACK BABIES.
IT'S LIKE VOLUNTEERING,
BUT--BUT WE JUST MAKEA LITTLE ON THE SIDE.
- SOMEBODY'S GOTTA EATALL THAT BACON, KYLE.
MIGHT AS WELL BE US.
WELCOME TO THE FIRM.
- GO LONG, TOKEN!GO, GO!
Boom Boom Pow
Cartman recruites Kyle for his latest money making scheme.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
The boys get sucked into Sara McLachlan's melodramatic commercial.x CLOSE
Kyle questions Cartman's motives for volunteering.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers what Cartman's crew is really up to.x CLOSE
Cartman recruites Kyle for his latest money making scheme.x CLOSE
Kyle sheds light on his new hustle.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters pay a visit to the home of a future player, while Kyle attempts to explain himself.x CLOSE
Cartman lays out the CBAA rules for Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the University of Colorado to get business advice.x CLOSE
Kyle struggles with the ethics of his new job.x CLOSE
The CBAA tries to book Slash, while Kyle lays out his plans for an orphanage.x CLOSE