VOLUNTEER WORKAT THE HOSPITAL.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU
THERE'S A WAYTO HELP THOSE POOR BABIES
BORN ADDICTED TO CRACK
AND GIVE THEM A FUTUREAS WELL?
- ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IT?
- CRACK BABY BASKETBALL.
- WHOA, WHOA, KYLE, COME ON!DON'T TELL ON US!
WE COULD ACTUALLYREALLY USE YOU!
- WHY DO YOU NEED ME?
- BECAUSE WE NEED A JEWTO DO THE BOOKKEEPING.
KYLE, WAIT, I--
KYLE!HOLD ON A SECOND!
- I KNEW YOU WERE DOINGSOMETHING TERRIBLE!
- WHAT'S TERRIBLE, KYLE?
WE FILL A LITTLE BALLWITH CRACK,
WE LET THE CRACK BABIESFIGHT OVER IT,
AND PUT IT UPON THE INTERNET.
- LOTS OF PEOPLE WILLWHEN I TELL THEM!
- WE MADE $1,000IN ELEVEN DAYS.
- YOU WHAT?
- ASK THE GUYS.
THERE'S SIX HOSPITALSWITHIN A TEN MILE RADIUS,
AND ALL WE DO IS PITTHE CRACK BABIES
AGAINST EACH OTHER WITHA LITTLE BALL OF CRACK.
- THIS THING IS HUGE.
AND IT DOESN'T HURTTHE CRACK BABIES AT ALL.
WE ARE SWIMMINGIN CASH, KYLE.
LET ME TAKE YOU OUTTO DENNY'S.
IT'S BACONALIA TIME.
- ♪ I BE ROCKIN' THEM BEATS
- ♪ Y-Y-YEAH, YEAH,HUH, HUH, HUH ♪
We Could Really Use You
Kyle discovers what Cartman's crew is really up to.
The boys get sucked into Sara McLachlan's melodramatic commercial.x CLOSE
Kyle questions Cartman's motives for volunteering.x CLOSE
Kyle discovers what Cartman's crew is really up to.x CLOSE
Cartman recruites Kyle for his latest money making scheme.x CLOSE
Kyle sheds light on his new hustle.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters pay a visit to the home of a future player, while Kyle attempts to explain himself.x CLOSE
Cartman lays out the CBAA rules for Kyle.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the University of Colorado to get business advice.x CLOSE
Kyle struggles with the ethics of his new job.x CLOSE
The CBAA tries to book Slash, while Kyle lays out his plans for an orphanage.x CLOSE