- WELCOME TO FEDEX.HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?
- YES, I'VE GOT SOME BIRTHDAYPRESENTS I NEED SHIPPED.
- ALL RIGHTY, LET'S SEEWHAT KIND OF--
[glass shatters]- BURN IT DOWN!
- BURN IT DOWN, DUDE![people screaming]
- HUH! HUH!- AAH!
- OH, NO!
- LET'S SEEHOW THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT
LIKES IT WHEN WE SHUT DOWNTHEIR FEDERAL EXPRESS!
- TOM, I'M STANDING OUTSIDETHE FEDEX
IN FAIRPLAY, COLORADO
WHERE A RADICALPOLITICAL GROUP
HAS TAKENSEVERAL PEOPLE HOSTAGE.
THEY CALL THEMSELVESTHE PISSED OFF AND ANGRY PARTY,
AND THEY ALLOWED ME TOSPEAK WITH THEM MOMENTS AGO.
- THIS IS A CALLTO ALL ANGRY PEOPLE!
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!
WE'RE GONNA HIT THE GOVERNMENTWHERE IT HURTS,
RIGHT IN THE FEDERAL EXPRESS!
- WHAT EXACTLYARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT?
- WE'RE ANGRY ABOUTTHIS STUPID, LIBERAL GOVERNMENT
AND FASCIST LIES,MEDIA CONTROL, AND--
- AND JEWS!- YEAH, AND JEWS!
AND ALL THE STUFFTHAT THE GOVERNMENT'S DOING!
- YOU'VE GOTA LOT OF PEOPLE SCARED.
WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?
- WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
WE WANT THAT SURGEON GENERALTO STEP DOWN!
- YEAH!- AND WE WANT--
- AND WE WANNA SEE OBAMA'SREAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
- YEAH, WE WANNA SEE OBAMA'SREAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
AND, UM--
- AND MY MOM GOTTASTOP TRIPPIN', MAH.
BITCH BE TRIPPIN'ALL THE TIME, MAH!
- YEAH, WE WANT OUR MOMSTO STOP TRIPPIN, MAN,
'CAUSE THEM BITCHESBE TRIPPIN ALL THE TIME!
AND I THINK THAT--UH, IS THAT IT?
- NO, AND FUCK KYLE!
- OH, YEAH AND FUCK KYLE!
SURGEON GENERAL'SRESIGNATION,
OBAMA'S REALBIRTH CERTIFICATE,
MOMS TO STOP TRIPPIN,AND FUCK KYLE.
YOU GOT THAT?
OR ELSE WE'RE GONNA BRINGTHE FEDERAL EXPRESS
TO A GRINDING HALT!
- DOES IT BOTHER YOUTHAT THE FEDERAL EXPRESS
IS NOT AFFILIATED AT ALLWITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT?
- NO.NO, THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
- FUCK, REALLY?
Pissed Off and Angry Party
T.M.I. s15e04
Randy and his followers take over the Federal Express.

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