- WELCOME TO FEDEX.HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY?
- YES, I'VE GOT SOME BIRTHDAYPRESENTS I NEED SHIPPED.
- ALL RIGHTY, LET'S SEEWHAT KIND OF--
[glass shatters]- BURN IT DOWN!
- BURN IT DOWN, DUDE![people screaming]
- HUH! HUH!- AAH!
- OH, NO!
- LET'S SEEHOW THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT
LIKES IT WHEN WE SHUT DOWNTHEIR FEDERAL EXPRESS!
- TOM, I'M STANDING OUTSIDETHE FEDEX
IN FAIRPLAY, COLORADO
WHERE A RADICALPOLITICAL GROUP
HAS TAKENSEVERAL PEOPLE HOSTAGE.
THEY CALL THEMSELVESTHE PISSED OFF AND ANGRY PARTY,
AND THEY ALLOWED ME TOSPEAK WITH THEM MOMENTS AGO.
- THIS IS A CALLTO ALL ANGRY PEOPLE!
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!
WE'RE GONNA HIT THE GOVERNMENTWHERE IT HURTS,
RIGHT IN THE FEDERAL EXPRESS!
- WHAT EXACTLYARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT?
- WE'RE ANGRY ABOUTTHIS STUPID, LIBERAL GOVERNMENT
AND FASCIST LIES,MEDIA CONTROL, AND--
- AND JEWS!- YEAH, AND JEWS!
AND ALL THE STUFFTHAT THE GOVERNMENT'S DOING!
- YOU'VE GOTA LOT OF PEOPLE SCARED.
WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?
- WELL, FIRST OF ALL,
WE WANT THAT SURGEON GENERALTO STEP DOWN!
- YEAH!- AND WE WANT--
- AND WE WANNA SEE OBAMA'SREAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
- YEAH, WE WANNA SEE OBAMA'SREAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE!
- AND MY MOM GOTTASTOP TRIPPIN', MAH.
BITCH BE TRIPPIN'ALL THE TIME, MAH!
- YEAH, WE WANT OUR MOMSTO STOP TRIPPIN, MAN,
'CAUSE THEM BITCHESBE TRIPPIN ALL THE TIME!
AND I THINK THAT--UH, IS THAT IT?
- NO, AND FUCK KYLE!
- OH, YEAH AND FUCK KYLE!
OBAMA'S REALBIRTH CERTIFICATE,
MOMS TO STOP TRIPPIN,AND FUCK KYLE.
YOU GOT THAT?
OR ELSE WE'RE GONNA BRINGTHE FEDERAL EXPRESS
TO A GRINDING HALT!
- DOES IT BOTHER YOUTHAT THE FEDERAL EXPRESS
IS NOT AFFILIATED AT ALLWITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT?
- NO.NO, THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
- FUCK, REALLY?
Pissed Off and Angry Party
Randy and his followers take over the Federal Express.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.x CLOSE
The boys gather around to view the growth chart.x CLOSE
Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.x CLOSE
The Principal confronts Cartman about his re-measuring campaign.x CLOSE
Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.x CLOSE
The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.x CLOSE
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.x CLOSE
Randy teaches the class about the mathematics behind penis size.x CLOSE
The anger management class tries out some role-playing exercises.x CLOSE
Randy gets thrown into anger management class.x CLOSE