AND I'M AN ACTUAL DOCTOR
OF HUMAN SEXUALITYAND BEHAVIOR.
UNFORTUNATELY,YOU HAVE BEEN TAUGHT
SOME VERY WRONG IDEASIN THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS
AND I AM HERETO SET THINGS STRAIGHT.
- THANK GOD.
- I WANT YOU TO TRYAND FORGET
THESE WILD THEORIESAND UNDERSTAND
THAT ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT
WHEN IT COMES TO A MANAND A WOMAN MAKING LOVE
IS ACTUALLY...LENGTH TIMES GIRTH
OVER ANGLE OF THE SHAFT
DIVIDED BY MASS OVER WIDTH.
- [speaking foreign language]
- WE ALL WANT TO WELCOMEOUR NEW MEMBER, RANDY.
SAY HI TO EVERYONE, RANDY.
- OH, SUCK IT,ALL OF YOU!
- NOW, WE'VE ALL BEENTRYING TO CHANNEL OUR ANGER
IN MORE CONSTRUCTIVE WAYS,RANDY.
WHY DON'T YOU SHAREWHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?
- YOU DON'T JUST GO AROUNDCHANGING MATH.
WHO THE HELL IS THISCHICK SURGEON GENERAL
APPOINTED BY OBAMA?
- GOD DAMN RIGHT!
- POWER TO THE PEOPLE!BURN IT DOWN!
BURN IT DOWN!
- MR. MARSH, THIS ISWHAT WE'RE HERE
TO TRY AND WORK ON, OKAY.
- NO, DUDE, FUCK YOU!WE'RE BURNIN' THIS SHIT!
- IF YOU TAKE A MINUTETO THINK ABOUT YOUR ANGER AND--
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- YEAH!- YEAH, DUDE!
- MAH, THAT SHIT BE BURNIN'AND SHIT, MAH!
Burn It Down!!!
Randy gets thrown into anger management class.
Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.x CLOSE
The boys gather around to view the growth chart.x CLOSE
Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.x CLOSE
The Principal confronts Cartman about his re-measuring campaign.x CLOSE
Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.x CLOSE
The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.x CLOSE
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.x CLOSE
Randy teaches the class about the mathematics behind penis size.x CLOSE
The anger management class tries out some role-playing exercises.x CLOSE
Randy gets thrown into anger management class.x CLOSE