ARE WE DEALING WITH MAYBEA LITTLE BIPOLARISM,
SOME RAGE ADDICTION.
IT COULD BE A LOT OF THINGS.
- MY LITTLE SUNSHINE HASA TEMPER SOMETIMES,
BUT HE'S NOT ALL BAD.
- LET'S TRYA LITTLE EXPERIMENT.
I WANT TO SEEWHAT KIND OF THINGS
TRIGGER YOU, ERIC, OKAY?
HOW DO YOU THINKYOU WOULD REACT
IF I SAID SOME NEGATIVETHINGS ABOUT YOU?
- HONESTLY,I WOULDN'T REALLY CARE.
- WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOUTHAT I THINK YOU'RE FAT?
I THINKYOU'RE A FAT LITTLE BOY.
I THINK YOU'RE WAY TOO FATFOR YOUR AGE.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEELANY ANGER?
HUH, FATTY?JELLY BELLY?
YOU GOT JELLY IN YOUR BELLY,YOU LITTLE FAT FUCK?
YOU GET A LITTLEFLASH OF ANGER
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOUYOU GOT TITS
LIKE A 40-YEAR-OLD WOMAN,FAT BOY?
HUH? YOU LIKE THAT,SHITTY TITTY JELLY BELLY?
[gruff voice]OH, YEAH, HE'S A BIG BOY!
GET THAT FATTY SOME MUD FLAPSFOR HIS ASS!
BIG OL' JIGGLY FATTY BUTT!
WELL, I JUST DON'T SEE IT,MS. CARTMAN.
YOUR SON DOESN'T SEEM TO BETRIGGERED BY ANGER AT ALL.
IN FACT, I'D SAYHE'S ONE OF THE MORE
EVEN-TEMPERED CHILDRENI'VE EVER SEEN.
- SORRY, DOCTOR.YOUR WIFE'S ON THE PHONE.
SAYS IT'S AN EMERGENCY.- EXCUSE ME.
WHOA, CALM DOWN, HONEY.WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WEB CHAT WITH--
WHAT 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL?CAROL, I WOULD NEV--
NO, I DON'T HAVEA CRIMINAL RECORD!
WHO IS MITCH CONNER?
THERE CAN'T BE AN OFFICIALPOLICE REPORT, HONEY.
THERE'S NO--NO, CAROL, PUT DOWN THE GUN!
SWEETIE, COME ON,PUT DOWN THE--
[gunshot over phone line]
- I'M NOT FAT.I'M BIG BONED.
You're a Fat Little Boy
Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.
Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.x CLOSE
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.x CLOSE
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.x CLOSE
Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.x CLOSE
Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.x CLOSE
Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.x CLOSE
The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.x CLOSE
Cartman confronts the boys about the school going too far.x CLOSE
The boys gather around to view the growth chart.x CLOSE
Cartman re-measures all the boys to get the numbers right.x CLOSE
The Principal confronts Cartman about his re-measuring campaign.x CLOSE
Cartman sits down with a Therapist to discuss his anger issues.x CLOSE
The parents find out about the incident at school and Randy volunteers to talk to the children.x CLOSE
Cartman visits an Anger Management Class to discuss his issues.x CLOSE
Randy teaches the class about the mathematics behind penis size.x CLOSE
The anger management class tries out some role-playing exercises.x CLOSE
Randy gets thrown into anger management class.x CLOSE